BRITNEY IS DELIGHTFUL

Britney Spears was overheard in the Beverly Hills Neiman Marcus while trying on clothes in a handicapped dressing room, cursing about the judge in her court case, her dog, and just being a general pain in the ass.  Us says:

Then, after belting out Rihanna's "Umbrella," Spears told her assistant Bret she wanted her dog London. Learning the Yorkie was in Malibu, 27 miles away, she said, "Fuck that. That will take us an hour to drive there. Can't we have the dog messengered over?"But Spears — within earshot of an Us reporter and other shoppers — saved her choicest words for the judge in her custody battle with Kevin Federline, L.A. County commissioner Scott M. Gordon, whose court she had just departed after a 45-minute face-off."I hate my judge," Spears declared to Bret. "He is so mean. Just an old fart. He told me I was being catty with him, but he was being catty with me and paid me no respect at all.""His job is to sit there and tell people what to do," Spears said. "And that's just so sad, because he gets off on it."

I can't respect Britney belittling the judge like that, but I love magic, so I'm excited about the way she drives around at night with sunglasses and a jacket on backwards while playing on her phone.  I bet in a second her car will drive right off a cliff, and we'll be all like, oh no, Britney!  But then Britney will appear behind us, soaking wet but okay!  Man, how does she do that!!!

(if you cant read the jacket, it says "fuck off lover boy".  oohhh, damn, Britney playyed you.  you was all like "heyyy" and she was all, "oh hells no."  whats snappening bitch)