BRITNEY LOVES DRUGS

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline attended a parenting class together yesterday at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Also in attendance: prescription stimulants.  Hooray!

Provigil is a eugeroic drug generally prescribed to treat narcolepsy.  Provigil is widely used off-label to suppress the need for sleep … It is also used off-label in combating general fatigue related to lack of sleep … Studies on Provigil indicate that it has an appetite reducing/weight loss effect … In experimental studies, the appetite reducing effect of Provigil appears to be similar to that of amphetamines, but, unlike amphetamines, the dose of Provigil that is effective at decreasing food intake does not significantly increase heart rate.

The fine folks at Provigil must be thrilled to have such a persuasive celebrity endorsement.  Because when you think weight loss and mental arousal, you think Britney Spears.  The sky’s the limit now that her narcolepsy is under control.  Who knows what wonders await us now that her full creative potential will be unleashed.  Cupcakes with bacon?  Gummy Bear burritos?  Why not!