10.23.2007 DAVID COPPERFIELD IS SMOOTH

New reports say the reason the FBI raided the Las Vegas warehouse belonging to David Copperfield is because part of his act is a system to pick up women.  One of these women may have been to girl now accusing him of rape.

Copperfield designed part of his show around "a system for picking up women." During his show, David goes into the audience and chooses women to come on stage. We're told that if David likes a girl, he'll use code words with assistants like "mama" and "secrecy." The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage — and that's where the profiling begins.
The women are told that David may use them in his show when he comes to their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, "What is your favorite men's cologne?" and "Where do you like to vacation?" We're told one of those vacation spots mentioned by staff is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas — which he bought for $50 million.
This may explain the FBI's interest in David's camera system and hard drive. If the accuser is a woman who was brought on stage, the FBI would be interested in a possible M.O.

I'm pretty sure this dude was over thinking things.  Picking up girls isn't this complicated.  Especially if he met this chick in Vegas.  Trust me, Vegas girls are super friendly.  Even the strippers that come to your room don't ask for money, especially if punch them out and sneak away.

(161) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 18:57

    Fag fist

  2. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 18:57

    Bigger fag than Jake, is big fat pink piggies and cocksuckers all this site is about?

  3. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 18:58

    The fact that this is a David Copperfield post takes some of the sweetness out of a Fist.

     

    And the second such post in three days or so

  4. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 18:59

    correction chimp sez:  "are" big fact piggies

  5. awwkitten 10/23/2007 19:01

    I wish I could have $50million for being a complete douchebag.

  6. awwkitten 10/23/2007 19:02

    David Cop-a-feel,

    That's not magic. That's pathetic.

  7. damNitJim! 10/23/2007 19:03

    whats "to girl"?

    that bitch shouldn't be complaining. there are plenty of worse places to get raped.

    just ask Topper.

    shit. fucking rape me in the bahamas any day.

  8. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 19:03

    It really says something that he is that fucking rich and STILL needs to plan his show about getting girls.  I have met him on occasion and he is every bit the arrogant douchebag loser he appears to be

  9. Bob 10/23/2007 19:05

    ?

     

  10. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 19:05

    and that fucker has vampire hands

  11. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 19:06

    I have to give B credit, he looks like he is reaching for boobs and the look on his face is priceless

     

    godamn filter

  12. Bob 10/23/2007 19:06

    thedude,

    Is he every bit the douchebag you are? 

  13. awwkitten 10/23/2007 19:06

    thedude- so did it hurt or did he make the experience nice and easy?

     

     

    (since you are ditching me for the fucking UAE, I feel the need to attack your homosexuality. sadface.)

  14. awwkitten 10/23/2007 19:07

    Bob- I've got a plane ticket for the Bahamas for you. It will be magical.

  15. Diremutt 10/23/2007 19:07

    That's way to much game for some patch. I just pull out my penis and if any girl around looks twice I know I'm in.

  16. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 19:07

    He tries to be BOB, but I am in a different league for far greater douchebags

  17. coffeeman 10/23/2007 19:09

    So Bob, you don't like thedude?  What did I miss?

  18. thedudeabides 10/23/2007 19:10

    Kitten,

    correction chimp sez, attack/question my heterosexuality.

     Also, speaking of my persuasion, I am as always very open to kitten persuasion to stay ;-)

  19. coffeeman 10/23/2007 19:11

    dnj - shit. fucking rape me in the bahamas any day.

    Wow, you really are bored and horny.  You've never been to the Bahamas?  They aren't that nice, as far as tropical islands go.  Excuse me, sub-tropical islands….

  20. Topper (Harry) Harley 10/23/2007 19:11

    dNJ 19:03

    Whether the raper or the rapee, I am not the one to ask. I block it all out of my memory, so every time is like my first time. 

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