Paris Hilton was on The Late Show with David Letterman Friday and immediately after her appearance it was widely reported that she broke down in tears and vowed to never do the show again. When the interview aired later that night, it became clear why, as Dave grilled Paris for almost 8 minutes about the 23 days she spent in jail earlier this summer. People.com says:
After facing a continued barrage of jail-related questions, Hilton, who was on the show to promote her new fragrance Can-Can said, "I don't really want to talk about it anymore." But Letterman would not be swayed. "This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about," he said.
As Letterman continued to press, Hilton held up her hand: "I'm going on the next question. I'm over it."
At one point a crowd member yelled, "I love you Paris!" which she answered by saying, "I love you too," and blowing a kiss. Quipped Letterman, "Somebody you met in prison?"
God Letterman is just the fuckin best. By the way he slapped her punk ass around, you almost expected it to end by him pulling a lever and them some metal clasps would come out from the chair and lock down her wrists and ankles and then he'd slide her whole chair down some scary mountain covered with snow.
Someone’s up early.
Someone’s up early.
Yeah - me
New fragrance "Can-Can"? What, you mean "Jail-Jail" was taken?
No, new fragrance is CUNT-CUNT. It's self titled.
worst. haircut. ever.
lol…eau de diseased cumwhore…by Faberge
Did they use Lyesol on the seat after the interview?
And Letterman is usually such a pussy with his guests. It was good to see he has some balls, even if they are tucked away a la Jame Gumb.
aaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahaha I hate Letterman usually, but this is by far the best thing ever.
At one point I thought Paris looked like she was sucking a lemon. I played it back and realised it was a lemon flavoured dildo. Either way she sucks
This is awesomely cool. I love David Letterman for this.
saw this when it aired and i am still laughing my ass off. paris got owned
My god. I'm going to start watching Letterman again. He's my hero.
Oooh, he's so mean.
I bet his evil taunting caused Paris to have a relapse.
Good-bye shelters for battered women! Thanks a lot, Letterman.
That was fucking funny.
You almost feel bad for her - she is more uncomfortable than she was when her anal sores erupted during her imprisonment.
She needs someone to talk to her everyday in this fashion. Why? So she can improve her life and get a grasp on reality?
No? So I can see her squirm and laugh my balls off at it.
Now that is the proper way of interviewing an ex-con.
"I'll buy you a parakeet."
Nice to see Letterman finally lambasted a guest like he used to on a regular basis. I hate it since he's become a kiss ass like Leno. I remember the good old days when he used to insult Cher and Madonna, good times.
I hope Dave follows her around and makes her cry every day.
Paris Hilton was in jail?!? Did that make the news?
Dave is the best!!!