JENNIFER ANISTON IS BALD DOWN THERE

By brendon October 15, 2007 @ 2:02 PM

This weeks print issue of Star says that Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her … um … "bikini zone" and has her kitty waxed obsessively, even if there's nothing left down there to wax.

"She's neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress.  "She'd even call when there was no hair to wax, and she'd insist on having it done – literally making me wax off peach fuzz.  She's phobic about extraneous, stray hairs – especially around her bikini line.  She'll even tweeze them."

I'm pretty sure Jennifer was just hitting on this girl, but god bless her either way, because any girl this obsessed with her kitty is okay with me.  I spend most of they day trying to AVOID things getting ripped off my package, so Jennifer is a hero in my eyes for going the other way with it.  Still, she might be over thinking this.  Guys care but they don't care that much.  We're not really there to look around.  When I have sex, I'm like a squid, I just shoot the girl in the face and then take off during the resulting confusion.

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  1. NappKinz 10/15/2007 14:22

    i would hope so…she hasn't got much else going for her.

  2. yohnskull 10/15/2007 14:24

    balder the better

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 10/15/2007 14:26

    I want proof of Mr. Bigglesworth please.

  4. beeper 10/15/2007 14:27

    I'd punch her bald kitten.

  5. Mongro Jackson 10/15/2007 14:28

    Now, THIS is why I obsessively continue to refresh this site.  Well done sir, well done.

  6. Mongro Jackson 10/15/2007 14:28

    Now, THIS is why I obsessively continue to refresh this site.  Well done sir, well done.

  7. cheese 10/15/2007 14:29

    I agree with NappKinz. She's rather plain and never really did anything for me. At least until now. Now I want to wear her like a hat.

  8. Jacktion! 10/15/2007 14:30

    I like bananas because they got no bones.

  9. tangocash0001 10/15/2007 14:30

    its the only way she can get anyone to look at her snatch.  "low key prostitution" i shall call it

  10. gravy donor 10/15/2007 14:30

    I liked her better when she had tits. Where did those go?

     

    Also, bald kitty is good kitty.

  11. DB's Treasure 10/15/2007 14:31

    I imagine that her vagina sings the FRIENDS song when it gets waxed, and her labias slap together at the unanymous clapping part.

  12. man bear pig 10/15/2007 14:33

    I don't see a problem with this. She doesn't want a huge 70's bush which is just considerate.

  13. wwbd 10/15/2007 14:33

    I wonder if she continualy waxes her kitty just because she likes the feeling of getting the hair ripped out. Ladies, any input?

  14. DB's Treasure 10/15/2007 14:33

    Tango, she's still hot. Just cause she's gotta look on her face in the banner pic that displays hellish thoughts and behavior, it doesn't mean she aint an 8 or 9 outta 10

  15. leftnutofjesus 10/15/2007 14:33

    nothing like bald wizard sleeves for halloween.

  16. VegasBuckeye 10/15/2007 14:34

    If I ever find myself unemployed, I hope I can find something a little less crazy to obsess over while I pass the day

  17. marshmachine 10/15/2007 14:34

    DB's Treasure…you look like my long lost twin.  Lets make out.

  18. Dirty Hairy 10/15/2007 14:36

    I got laid last night.

  19. leftnutofjesus 10/15/2007 14:36

    when's she gonna be on bangbus?

  20. Topper (Harry) Harley 10/15/2007 14:37

     Humming the FRIENDS theme

    There's no hair on my poon, Jolie is a whore

    There's no hair on my poon, I wax til its sore

    There's no hair on my poon, Orlando shaves his poon toooooooooo….

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