JENNIFER ANISTON IS BALD DOWN THERE

This weeks print issue of Star says that Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her … um … "bikini zone" and has her kitty waxed obsessively, even if there's nothing left down there to wax.

"She's neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress.  "She'd even call when there was no hair to wax, and she'd insist on having it done – literally making me wax off peach fuzz.  She's phobic about extraneous, stray hairs – especially around her bikini line.  She'll even tweeze them."

I'm pretty sure Jennifer was just hitting on this girl, but god bless her either way, because any girl this obsessed with her kitty is okay with me.  I spend most of they day trying to AVOID things getting ripped off my package, so Jennifer is a hero in my eyes for going the other way with it.  Still, she might be over thinking this.  Guys care but they don't care that much.  We're not really there to look around.  When I have sex, I'm like a squid, I just shoot the girl in the face and then take off during the resulting confusion.