PAM ANDERSON GOT MARRIED. AGAIN.

After dating for just over a month, Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon this weekend in Las Vegas.  She is 40, he is 39 and maybe most famous for being the handsome leading man in the Paris Hilton sex tape.  Us.com says:

Anderson first revealed her engagement during an appearance on the Ellen DeGeneres Show on September 12, but did not reveal his name, referring to him simply as "a poker player." Anderson's explanation of the couple's meet cute? "I was playing poker one night in my room and I was down about 250 grand…he said if I made out with him, that I could clear [my debt]. So a couple of days went by, he followed me around like a puppy dog…and then I fell in love and now we're engaged!"

You read that right, by the way.  They met when she fucked him to pay off a gambling debt.  Sort of like that stupid Nic Cage movie, except this time, the game is for real.  It's hard to overstate how whorish this all sounds.  Not like me.  I'm a good person and that's why when I needed money to save the rec center from that greedy developer, my racially diverse group of friends and I entered the big baking contest, and my recipe for Raisin Dandies won the day!  WE DID IT!