Paris Hilton tells Newsweek that she's ready to change her image and give back to the less bla bla bla I wasn't getting any attention and look at me everyone!
"There are a lot of bad people in L.A.," she says. "Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties—it was a fantasy. But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."
The LA club scene does suck, but Paris and her idiot friends are the main reason it sucks, so it's not entirely clear where she's going with this.
She'll be in Rwanda for five days, visiting schools and health-care clinics and bunking in decidedly un-Hilton-like accommodations. "I'm scared, yeah. I've heard it's really dangerous," she says. "I've never been on a trip like this before." She says she'll resort to eating candy bars if that's what it takes to get her through any foreign-cuisine issues. She'll be traveling with a little-known children's charity called Playing for Good. "She's using her celebrity and the cameras that follow her for the good of humanity," says Scott Lazerson, the organization's founder. Let's not forget the good of Lazerson, and Hilton. Turns out that he's filming the trip in hopes of selling it as a reality show called "The Philanthropist".
I can't help but admire the way Paris plans to mock the starving Rwandans by eating candy bars in front of them while they eat their own foot. Maybe after that she can take their bucket of water and bathe her dog. Or use their penicillin to rinse out her socks.
:-)
It's an early Christmas!
Meanwhile…. in more important news that isn't concerned with self-important, talentless, panty-free, small-breasted, lazy-eyed, skinny-assed, drug-taking wannabees….
Please Paris, take Britney with you - you don't have to do this alone.
Topper will be taking the rest of the day off, as he is recuperating from the massive ejaculation in response to above headline and the resulting dehydration.
Just kidding!
Whore.
Don't tease me, Brend0n. Not like this.
I want to leave a mark on the world
What, the festering boils on countless penises don't count?
How do we get in touch with some of the military gangs roaming around Rwanda? I mean seriously, she wouldn't be hard to spot (or smell).
Yeah, RIGHT, Paris. Not getting enough attention at the clubs these days, are you? Maybe everyone is finally getting what a self-absorbed poser you are.
This again is another stunt of hers for publicity, I heard it is being staged in Detroit, MI. She's afraid of the shots to actually travel to Rwanda
"I wanna leave a mark on the world"
Only mark she'll leave is a cold sore
And when she unleashes her virulent strains of VD on an unsuspecting Rwandan population, will it be considered an act of war? Because the army's got a shitload of free time on its hands.
She's afraid of the shots to actually travel to Rwanda
Fuck that, she doesn't need any shots. Third world diseases ain't got nothing on her taint critters.
doesn't Africa have enough diseases? haven't the people of Rwanda been through enough? Well, its a good plan, i'm sure those people can relate to a socialite
We can only hope she is captured for ransom.
Topper, I didn't read the comments before I made my "cold sore" remark. I apologize for any copyright infringments I may have made.
If she takes that dog with her, the first time she turns her back on it…it becomes somebody's breakfast.
Africa has suffered enough…Ebola, HIV/AIDS, now Penis Hilton…no country deserves that legacy…
Why couldn't have the paprazzi caused a fatal car accident with her instead of Di? It's not too late, guys!
Oh Please let her come back with Malaria.