11.16.2007 AMY WINEHOUSE IS SUBTLE

The always awesome Sun UK has new footage of Amy Winehouse, possibly doing a bump of cocaine on stage in front of a packed house.  She stands on stage, perfectly still, digging through her beehive much longer than you ever thought possible.  Eventually, the beehive-digging marathon ends, and she runs her hands over her nose and they just sorta linger there for a few seconds.  The Sun UK says:

New film footage of AMY WINEHOUSE has emerged, which sees the troubled star pulling an item from her beehive which she then appears to snort.  But what do you think the item was?  Do you reckon it could have been a decongestant inhaler or was it perhaps, something a little less wholesome?

This sure is a mystery.  What could it be?  If I were the writer of the Superficial, I'd say I don't know because coffee cup full of gin and laser beam eyes!  Look at me, I'm zany!  Wakka wakka wakka! 

(52) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 11/16/2007 12:48

    Penn's Finest would love to bag this dirty bitch.

    Hey buddy, this chick needs some alabama black snake

  2. Jaffo 11/16/2007 12:49

    MEOW! Cat Fight!!!!

  3. Moe 11/16/2007 12:50

    What is with the bullshit in the background??? I thought the Mighty Mighty Bosstones went out of style like ten years ago???

  4. Jaffo 11/16/2007 12:50

    Wow. The time I did a line while giving my father's eulogy was slightly less sneaky…but not much.

  5. colonelkurtz 11/16/2007 12:51

    She should change her name to Amy Cokehouse. 

  6. DB's Treasure 11/16/2007 12:54

    …not funny

  7. Stinky Pete 11/16/2007 12:56

    Anyone wanna lay me odds that by the end of the year, there's a report of her walking out on stage with a needle hanging out of her arm?

  8. pepper 11/16/2007 12:57

    You think she is this subtle when she wipes her flat ass?

  9. Moe 11/16/2007 12:57

    Where's Dr. Gonzo's avatar when you need it?

  10. djtechsys 11/16/2007 12:58

    her standing still was actually BETTER than her usual "dance" moves… it didn't make me want to punch a baby

  11. Dr. Gonzo 11/16/2007 12:58

    poor girl has a cold. she obviously isn't feeling well to look at her, now everybody has to laugh because she has a runny nose? people can be so mean.

  12. Moe 11/16/2007 13:02

    ask and you shall receive…

  13. zencat 11/16/2007 13:03

    She is moving up quickly in my Dead Pool.

  14. Crabbus 11/16/2007 13:04

    NEWSFUCK: AMY SHITHOUSE SNORTS FAIRYBITCH IN PUBIC

    DO WE CALL HER WHITE TRASH OR ASSCRUD????????????????????????????? 

  15. Moe 11/16/2007 13:07

    Hey Crabbus?  Do you know what you're talking about?  Because nobody else does.  Just sayin.

  16. Pennsylvanias Finest 11/16/2007 13:08

    You PINK TOE HONKEYS LOVE YOUR CRANK, CRACK, and COKE! i'll give it to ya.

  17. Pennsylvanias Finest 11/16/2007 13:08

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    WHITE TRASH at it's finest!

  18. RonDogg 11/16/2007 13:14

    That Beehive has GOT to smell like absolute SHIT.

  19. Lance @ FilmDrunk 11/16/2007 13:17

    BURN.  Suck it, AntiClown.

  20. Observer 11/16/2007 13:19

    Mighty Mighty Bosstones are out of style?

    Damn…….it is killing me trying to stay cool.

    Who is "in" now? I hope it's not Britney nor Amy.

    The funny question (at least to me)? Who the fuck buys Amy Winehouse recordings?

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