Jordan Bratmans sperm must have some kind of poison in it because Chritina Aguilera looked like complete hell at the launch Of Rock The Vote 2008 last night. She must just fill her sink with foundation and then dunk her head in it. That shit is thicker than armor. It wouldn't kill me to never see those giant fake lashes again either. If she blinks really fast she could probably fly.
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Fist!
I´d do her anyway…
scary
In your ass Ms. Aguilera? Why sure!
I'd still hit it pregnant or not!
i'd still do her. and each of her breasts. not titty-fucking. i mean i would literally find a way to have intercourse with each of her breasts.
How many spiders had to go legless for those fake ass lashes?! They look like mini rakes!
I'd still hit it.
I think that Halle Berry and Selma Hayek are about the only women in Hollywood that should be allowed in public when they are pregnant.
Finally!!!!!!
Now I'm having some impure thoughts and deeds.
i'm still waiting for the morning when she wakes up, looks next to her and realizes
that a crusty trail of my dried cum is between her boobsthat she's married to a douche.I'm waiting for that day too, SOBB. Because the sooner she dumps Bratman, the sooner he's in sufficient poverty to sell the sex tape of Christina that I guarantee exists.
Still ugly.
she needs to shave her armpits
and what's with the lame tatoo?
Great, now wwtdd is giving makeup tips?
she's the prom queen.
i fucked the entire clarinet troupe.
at the same time.
with no hands.
then we all loaded up in my '71 charger and burned the prom queen's dog.
Does she have a hole and a heartbeat? I'd hit it.
you mean that's not her natural skin color-surely u jest
what happened to my meat puppet?
looks like tammy fae's ghost used christina's face for a tampon!
prom queens always marry the ugliest jewy bastard they can find, too.
it's like…..they think….
"I've let tons of hotties iron out every wrinkle in my cunt…..so I think I'll marry a man with no sex appeal and lots of money, now…..before wizard sleeves turn to flat michelins."
so that means i would totally fuck the shit out of a tampon….and the blood too i guess