By brendon November 14, 2007 @ 11:29 AM

Jordan Bratmans sperm must have some kind of poison in it because Chritina Aguilera looked like complete hell at the launch Of Rock The Vote 2008 last night.  She must just fill her sink with foundation and then dunk her head in it.  That shit is thicker than armor.  It wouldn't kill me to never see those giant fake lashes again either.  If she blinks really fast she could probably fly.

(67) Comments

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    man bear pig 11/14/2007 11:45


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    SilentBob01 11/14/2007 11:46

    I´d do her anyway…

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    Tatonka 11/14/2007 11:46


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    Mongro Jackson 11/14/2007 11:46

    In your ass Ms. Aguilera?  Why sure!

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    man bear pig 11/14/2007 11:46

    I'd still hit it pregnant or not!

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    Son of Bill Brasky 11/14/2007 11:49

    i'd still do her.  and each of her breasts.  not titty-fucking.  i mean i would literally find a way to have intercourse with each of her breasts.

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    ShadowStar 11/14/2007 11:50

    How many spiders had to go legless for those fake ass lashes?! They look like mini rakes!

    I'd still hit it.

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    Matt 11/14/2007 11:50

    I think that Halle Berry and Selma Hayek are about the only women in Hollywood that should be allowed in public when they are pregnant.

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    Observer 11/14/2007 11:52


    Now I'm having some impure thoughts and deeds.

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    Son of Bill Brasky 11/14/2007 11:54

    i'm still waiting for the morning when she wakes up, looks next to her and realizes that a crusty trail of my dried cum is between her boobs that she's married to a douche.

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    Zack 11/14/2007 11:57

    I'm waiting for that day too, SOBB.  Because the sooner she dumps Bratman, the sooner he's in sufficient poverty to sell the sex tape of Christina that I guarantee exists. 

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    gravy donor 11/14/2007 11:58

    Still ugly.

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    nancifaye 11/14/2007 11:59

    she needs to shave her armpits

    and what's with the lame tatoo?

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    Not the contents of my wallet 11/14/2007 12:02

    Great, now wwtdd is giving makeup tips?

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    leftnutofjesus 11/14/2007 12:02

    she's the prom queen.

    i fucked the entire clarinet troupe.

    at the same time.

    with no hands.

    then we all loaded up in my '71 charger and burned the prom queen's dog. 

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    slyder2120 11/14/2007 12:04

    Does she have a hole and a heartbeat? I'd hit it.

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    lady garden 11/14/2007 12:06

    you mean that's not her natural skin color-surely u jest

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    thebigevil 11/14/2007 12:09

    what happened to my meat puppet?


    looks like tammy fae's ghost used christina's face for a tampon!



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    leftnutofjesus 11/14/2007 12:10

    prom queens always marry the ugliest jewy bastard they can find, too.

    it's like…..they think….

    "I've let tons of hotties iron out every wrinkle in my cunt… I think I'll marry a man with no sex appeal and lots of money, now…..before wizard sleeves turn to flat michelins."


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    thebigevil 11/14/2007 12:10

    so that means i would totally fuck the shit out of a tampon….and the blood too i guess

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