Pregnant women are gross, but Christina Aguilera is hot and chicks with no underwear are hot. And last night at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood, those worlds collided. And the result is a day my penis won't soon forgot. I showed him these, and he got very quiet. Then he put on his coat and walked around town, lost in thought, absentmindedly kicking a can down the sidewalk. The he went and fed some ducks at the park. Last I saw him he was at the beach on some rocks, watching the sun go down and trying to figure out what it all means. Should he be turned on? Disgusted? It's times like this we find out what we're really made of, my friends.
fist
fister
fuck you sliz
thats awesome
Yeccchhhh . . . pregnant kitty . . . . gross.
tangocash00001 what the fuck is your picture, i think i threw up in my mouth
like two pieces of raw bacon hanging side by side.
goddamn, i'm hungry.
Mmmmmm…….mucous-plugged kitty…..niiiiice!
YES! WHERE LINDSAY LACKS, AGUILERA PICKS UP!
I think Xtina is under the impression that she needs to give the fetus room to breathe.
Awww, look, you can see the baby!
hmm, looks like her vadge has been pried apart by a jigger!
pregnant kitty is not gross.
it's actually quite
tastyfascinating.lgc,
you're just not gynecologically sound.
"got very got quiet"
….the quietest of all the quiets.
jigger is close, jiggermatch, very close VERY close to the word we're looking for…..but
not it.
When the hell are the Pap gonna snap a pic of some celeb from behind bending over in her a skirt w/ no panties and she's "winking" at the camera!?
don't give britgunt any ideas, db.
actually….hmm…..
Dear Dr. Phil,
'The hell is with my obsession for female buttholes?!?!?
Love,
Mike
Doctress says: I think Xtina is under the impression that she needs to give the fetus room to breathe.
They don't?? Damn, I thought this was why my kids are such geniuses. So….are you saying my wife actually made them worse off by doing this, or did no harm? Inquiring minds want to know…
Just last week my 2 y.o. took her own poo and wrote all over the wall. I was pissed until I looked at the art closely. Very Picasso-like. See, pure genius…