By brendon November 21, 2007 @ 10:58 AM

Pregnant women are gross, but Christina Aguilera is hot and chicks with no underwear are hot.  And last night at Amalfi restaurant in Hollywood, those worlds collided.  And the result is a day my penis won't soon forgot.  I showed him these, and he got very quiet.  Then he put on his coat and walked around town, lost in thought, absentmindedly kicking a can down the sidewalk.  The he went and fed some ducks at the park.  Last I saw him he was at the beach on some rocks, watching the sun go down and trying to figure out what it all means.  Should he be turned on?  Disgusted?  It's times like this we find out what we're really made of, my friends. 

(115) Comments

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    sliz 11/21/2007 11:15


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    tangocash00001 11/21/2007 11:15


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    tangocash00001 11/21/2007 11:15

    fuck you sliz


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    sliz 11/21/2007 11:16

    thats awesome

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    lgcjoker 11/21/2007 11:16

    Yeccchhhh . . . pregnant kitty . . . . gross.

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    sliz 11/21/2007 11:17

    tangocash00001 what the fuck is your picture, i think i threw up in my mouth

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    leftnutofjesus 11/21/2007 11:17

    like two pieces of raw bacon hanging side by side.

    goddamn, i'm hungry. 

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    Chytzyz Brytchyz 11/21/2007 11:18

    Mmmmmm…….mucous-plugged kitty…..niiiiice!

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    DB's Treasure 11/21/2007 11:18


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    Doctress Leisa 11/21/2007 11:18

    I think Xtina is under the impression that she needs to give the fetus room to breathe.

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    Awww, look, you can see the baby!

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    Jigger Match 11/21/2007 11:18

    hmm, looks like her vadge has been pried apart by a jigger!

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    leftnutofjesus 11/21/2007 11:18

    pregnant kitty is not gross.

    it's actually quite tasty fascinating.


    you're just not gynecologically sound.

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    DB's Treasure 11/21/2007 11:19

    "got very got quiet"


    ….the quietest of all the quiets.

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    leftnutofjesus 11/21/2007 11:19

    jigger is close, jiggermatch, very close VERY close to the word we're looking for…..but

    not it. 

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    DB's Treasure 11/21/2007 11:21

    When the hell are the Pap gonna snap a pic of some celeb from behind bending over in her a skirt w/ no panties and she's "winking" at the camera!?

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    leftnutofjesus 11/21/2007 11:22

    don't give britgunt any ideas, db.


  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 11/21/2007 11:22

    Dear Dr. Phil,

    'The hell is with my obsession for female buttholes?!?!?




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    coffeeman 11/21/2007 11:23

    Doctress says: I think Xtina is under the impression that she needs to give the fetus room to breathe.

    They don't??  Damn, I thought this was why my kids are such geniuses.  So….are you saying my wife actually made them worse off by doing this, or did no harm?  Inquiring minds want to know…

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    coffeeman 11/21/2007 11:24

    Just last week my 2 y.o. took her own poo and wrote all over the wall.  I was pissed until I looked at the art closely.  Very Picasso-like.  See, pure genius…

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