11.01.2007 CRISS ANGEL MIGHT BE COOL

Apparently there's an "American Idol" type magic show on NBC called "Phenomenon". This is all news to me, but last night on the live Halloween show, judge Criss Angel confronted a psychic and a fellow judge when he pulled an envelope from his pocket and offered one million dollars if they could psychically determine it's contents. Shockingly, they didn't do that. Unshockingly, they did throw a little magical hissy fit.  Access Hollywood says:

Following the stunt, Angel appeared anxious for his turn to weigh in. “Criss, I can see you’re itching to say something,” noted “Phenomenon” host and Access Hollywood’s Tim Vincent.
“I just think it’s comical quite frankly,” Angel said.
Angel then pulled an envelope from his pocket and appeared to challenge, not only Callahan’s abilities, but also those of his fellow judge Geller. “I will give you a million dollars of my personal money right now if either one of you can tell me specific details of what’s in here right now,” Angel insisted.
The challenge clearly didn’t sit well with the contestant.
“Ok man, I’ll tell you what I will tell you. I find you an ideological bigot,” Callahan responded as he made his way towards Angel.
“Tell me what’s in the envelope,” Angel kept repeating.

Oooo, booga booga, look out Criss, he might use his psychic lasers against you. Pew pew pew!  On no, he's doing it, run Criss, run!  Won't someone save us!



(145) Comments

  1. wwbd 11/01/2007 11:28

    how many ladies in the house? how many ladies in the house without a spouse? somethin' in your bouse got me feelin' so aroused.

  2. Sauramen 11/01/2007 11:31

    second

  3. Sauramen 11/01/2007 11:32

  4. Doctress Leisa 11/01/2007 11:33

    Sorry, no man who wears eyeliner and nail polish can ever be cool.

  5. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 11/01/2007 11:33

    Bunch of no-talent hacks.

    Snooze.

  6. Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 11:33

    he might be.

    but he's not.

    David Blaine is so much cooler.  Mainly because he's not a little goth douche.

  7. Sousbois 11/01/2007 11:33

    NOT FIST

  8. Jane, darling... 11/01/2007 11:37

    SOBB, little goth douche, fantastic description.

     

    criss angel looks like he's the type of guy who wears women's underwear for himself in the mirror while he's doing his makeup. "metrosexual" =  "i don't know i'm gay yet".

     

    dated a guy like that once, he wouldn't let me get in his pants. he married a man. SHOCKER. 

  9. Chunk 11/01/2007 11:38

    This shit is gayer than that gay orgy I watched at Brand0n's mom's house.  Hey man, she was into it!

  10. wwbd 11/01/2007 11:38

    fuck. i had to mispell 'blouse'.

  11. awwkitten 11/01/2007 11:41

    I don't think epileptic seizures are funny or cool.

    I don't believe in Criss Angel one bit. Britney is still fat and ugly.

  12. pepper 11/01/2007 11:42

    What were those two lesbians going to do to each other?  Bump pussys?

  13. Doctress Leisa 11/01/2007 11:43

    He one night-standed Britney Spears, which means he is definitely NOT cool.

     

    He is awesome

  14. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 11/01/2007 11:43

    Jane, darling,

     

    You date me you at least got a riskchance of getting in my pants.

    Wish real hard… 

  15. Son of Bill Brasky 11/01/2007 11:44

    um ok…i just watched this.

    and i DO believe in this kinda stuff, but this was FAKEFAKEFAKE.  mediums need total silence and conentration to do that shit.  The huge TV blaring behind him and the audience looking on,….pfffthh whatever.  dumbass.  and he's a terrible actor.

  16. bryce 11/01/2007 11:44

    there's an "American Idol" type magic show on NBC called "Phenomenon"…. stops reading…. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  17. LuluJ 11/01/2007 11:44

    Meh. He fucked Brittney, I don't care if he cures herpes.

     

     

    Besides, watching illusionists argue is like watching the goatse family reunion, whoever loses still has a ragged flapping asshole. 

  18. Slack Jawed 11/01/2007 11:45

    Brit Brit gets fuglier by the day.  And to think I actually thought she was hot 6 years ago.  Yes… wrong thread

  19. Who Stole My Fucking Avatar??? 11/01/2007 11:45

    wwbd,

     

    it's okay, you misspelled misspell, but who really cares?

     

    i guess i do, on some level.

     

    I'm pathetic 

  20. bryce 11/01/2007 11:46

    And couldn't they get Seacrest to host it?

    Seacrest, OUT!

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