Pregnant women are absolutely terrifying, and all the naked pop superstars in the world aren't ever gonna convince me otherwise. She might as well burst into a thousand beetles or have snakes crawling out of her mouth this is so god damn creepy.
SEXY UPDATE – well, not really an update, just photoshopped treachery, thanks to Bill and his shared disgust for pregnant fatties. Do you see how quickly a naked chick goes from creepy to hot once you remove the human being crawling around inside of them? So if you see Christina Aguilera today, and you see a guy next to her who isn't punching her in the stomach, rest assured, that's not me. Or Bill.
First…..YUCK!
This is why I keep my genitalia to myself.
Word.
She is no Demi Moore….
On second thought….for honestys sake. I'd hit it-from behind-strong.
Still rather hit that than Britney
i see nothing wrong with boning this mother to be.
Jazzy – your avy is a homeless guy passed out in the subway? Nice…..
Why oh fucking why..
Oh, I know, money.
From cottage chesse to cheesy make up, thanks!
I would burst millions of "beetles" INTO her as my snake crawled around in her mouth.
"When I found out, I started shaking."
That's normal when a jew spawns inside of you.
And I was shaking too, Christina, it's okay.
When the evil comes out, Daddy will cum in, baby. Patience.
Not any old homeless guy passed out in a subway. A homeless guy dressed as santa passed out in the subway
just … WOW! I want to scat on that big floppy.
i'd do her…but in the final month or so. pregnant chicks get super horny and ultra agressive in the last stages.
This is why Playboy invented airbrushing.
“Daddy, where do babies come from?”
Baby, where did the daddy come from?
I'd bang her until her water broke and her uterus flew around the room like a deflating balloon.
That pic on the right, I remember her striking a very similar pose on the cover of Rolling Stone. In that pic they hid the good parts behind a guitar. This one they should have hidden her behind a piano.
scumbag-to-be says….mommy I'm so proud of you sprawled out naked when you were pregnant with me. Your such a class act…can I hit that joint now!
…..aaaaand I got my wish
Call me sick, but I'd throw my webbing all over her sexy ass.