11.15.2007 HAYDEN IS WANTED IN JAPAN

People magazine says that an arrest warrant has been issued in Japan for Hayden Panettiere, following her part in a protest that … um … protested Japanese fisherman.  People says:

"I learned today that I have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan because of what I did for Save the Whales," Panettiere, 18, is quoted as telling E! News.
Late last month, the actress-activist participated with others in a confrontation with fisherman during a dolphin hunt.
On Oct. 30, Panettiere joined other activists in paddling on surfboards into a cove near Taiji in southwestern Japan, in an attempt to interfere with a dolphin hunt there. The incident drew worldwide attention when video of it – including footage of Panettiere weeping on shore after being turned back – reached the Internet.

Yeah I don't really care about this either, it's just an excuse to post that CIA-level photoshop of Hayden topless (full size here, real pic here).  Choosing who to root for between Japanese fisherman and animal rights activists is like choosing what color bat I want to get whacked in the balls with.




(65) Comments

  1. Kil-thor 11/15/2007 14:47

    titties!

  2. Kil-thor 11/15/2007 14:47

    Pretty good fake

  3. HandBanana 11/15/2007 14:47

    Seriously…I'm at a loss for words.

  4. Kil-thor 11/15/2007 14:48

    She doesn't do it for me.  Too old.

  5. Moe 11/15/2007 14:51

    Those crazy Japanesies…. did we not scare you enough durring WW II? 

  6. Doctress Leisa 11/15/2007 14:51

    You know, there is some 17 year old greasy neckbeard eating Cheetos while wearing stained tighty whiteys just creaming that his titty photoshop masterpiece has made the intrawebz,

  7. Kil-thor 11/15/2007 14:51

    We should drop some of THOSE bombs on them!

  8. Withershanks Mcgee 11/15/2007 14:55

    bout time

  9. cousineddy 11/15/2007 14:59

    Personally, I would have given Hayden the bigger areolas and puffy nipples.  Just saying…

  10. Guinny_Ire 11/15/2007 15:00

    Still not attractive to me. If a dick were to flop out of her bikini bottom, I'd be repulsed but not surprised.

  11. marshmachine 11/15/2007 15:00

    Digitally created boobies.  My favourite.

  12. Guinny_Ire 11/15/2007 15:01

    I'd take the brunette over the other two hags/whale savers.

  13. leftnutofjesus 11/15/2007 15:03

    the mermaid is on the left, people.

    mermaid. left.

    looks like charlie manson has gotten a hold of her forehead, but otherwise, that's her.

    why does this excite me?

    it doesn't.

    it excites my penis. he's been wanting to jog the trail allllll day. 

  14. Observer 11/15/2007 15:03

    Doctress  14:51:

    DAMN YOU for "outing" me.

    Thank Goodness for Photoshop - talk about deserving Nobel Peace Prize.

  15. The Sexiest Man Alive 11/15/2007 15:05

    Personally if I were an 18-year old blonde girl I would avoid Japanese waters like the plague, I mean all those creatures with tentacles, she's just asking for it…

    Hm.. maybe she is, maybe she is indeed… 

  16. leftnutofjesus 11/15/2007 15:06

    ho in the middle looks like she knows where the sticky icky is.

    i can pick those bitches out like a bloodhound with four dicks and a death wish in his bark that makes weed smoke come out when she queefs and joints fall out after i'm done with the pillage. 

  17. Observer 11/15/2007 15:08

    The chick in the teal bikini resembles a flat-chested Scarlett Johannson.

    Therefore I repeat - Nobel Peace (Piece?) Prize for the Inventor of Photoshop and the Digital Ninja who has created such a tresure here.

  18. Observer 11/15/2007 15:10

    Also…………

    Please excuse me for a minute forty-five while I slaughter a dolphin.

  19. cheese 11/15/2007 15:10

    Nice visual on the fake pic. A touch too much blur on Hayden's boob shadow but what the fuck do I know? She's a cute kid even with her top on.

  20. Observer 11/15/2007 15:11

    Right now I'm looking at the "so-called" "fake" and I'm slaughtering my dolphin ….on porpoise.

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