JESSICA AND OWEN, PART 2

Us magazine follows up tonight on the rumor that Owen Wilson and Jessica Simpson are now kinda sorta maybe dating.  They say:

After reconnecting at the Spicewood, Texas set of a Willie Nelson music video on October 15, Simpson, 27, and Wilson, 38, have been spotted getting friendly at bars from coast to coast.On October 28, the couple hung out in a cabana at The Huntley Hotel in Santa Monica, California. A week later, they were seen again dining at New York's Waverly Inn before heading to the Rose Bar, where a witness tells Us Weekly, "Jessica was touching Owen's arm and flipping her hair." In return, the fellow patron says, "Owen was charming, making Jessica laugh…it felt very date-y."But are these two singletons looking to settle down, or keep playing the field? A source close to Wilson tells Us, "Owen finds Jessica hilarious, but he's talking to lots of girls."

Hilarious?  You could describe Jessica Simpson a lot of different ways, but funny probably wouldn't be one of them.  Unless your idea of funny is something awkward and uncomfortable like a birthday party pony collapsing because the fat kid got on. Oh, uhh, never mind. I hadn't pictured that until just now.