When Nick Hogan was in a brutal car crash on August 26th, a crash that has left his friend John Graziano in a coma ever since, Nick Hogans mom came out and said all the right things about how awful street racing is and how this was all sad and shit. Which is not to be confused with what she said when a guy asked her to streetrace her Mercedes S600 two years ago, in a DVD called "Vehicular Lunatics". Then she said, "Yeeeaahhhhh, wooooo! Lets Kick It!" ABC News in Tampa says:
One "Extra" on the DVD is called "Street Racing With Linda Hogan."
At one point, Linda is seen alongside another car. Her daughter, Brooke is her passenger. Brooke says to the men in the adjacent car, "Wanna race?" One of the men replies, "Yeah! We love racing you! On three." Brooke replies, "Let's do this. Alright." Then Linda says "Let's kick it."
Nick and his father are also seen in the documentary.
Two years later, 17 year old Nick is charged with felony reckless driving after a crash leaves a friend in a coma, and after Nick was pulled over four times for speeding. At one point in the documentary, his mother was asked how she feels about street racing.
Her answer: "Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It's awesome."
Wow, what a cool mom. Too bad the video cuts off where it does, we probably missed Linda's pep talk about the smooth refreshing taste of Budweiser and her showing Brooke some tips on how to suck a guy off.
I wish Linda Hogan was my Mom. So I could spy on Brooke and whack off.
There's a saying 'What goes around comes around'. It's good, but not as good as the old saying 'Watch out for that fucking palm tree!!!'.
I WISH I COULD JACKOFF ON Bryce.
Take a ticket ceej, and be ready to go when I call your number…
It's amazing that she even has two children, considering that the Hulk's penis must be the size of a thimble.
This just in
Graziano family case just got foolproof
this thread is all Bryce, all the time - good for you. Now I see today's theme is 'Bad Parenting'. But when I think of it, that's kind of a background theme here every day.
Carry on….
Yellow Supras suck….unless you use a "real" crash-test dummy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4WbwwhBmRk
Observer
One step ahead of me. Ok back to work..
Is that John Graziano's family filing a criminal negligence suit to soon result in the redistribution of all of the Hulker's shit? Yes, I think so.
OH GOD MY BIG POPPA BONEBASHER IS FUKKEN RISING TO THE CALL OF THE PLATHOLE SHITTERS HERE, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MAN BEAR PIG FILL IN FOR ME TODAY BUDDY I HAVE TO GO CHOP SOME WOOD FOR THE FIRE…IN MY SHIRT HAHAHAHAHAHAH
I would rail her and Brooke without a care in the world…..then I'd finish all over the coma kid's face.
….wow, even for me that was horrifying.
Sorry Pepper
What you gonna do when Vehicular Lunatics come down on you, Brother?!
Drool and blink occasionally. Apparently…
Crabbus, you're like Jodie Foster in Nell–you speak a language, but nobody knows what the fuck what you are saying.
Crabbus, you have to let me buy you a beer sometime, buddy.
Doc, that's exactly what's so funny about him. I call him the Boomhauer of this board.
Then me and the android will bang the sense back into you.
And we honestly thought she was mother of the year prior to this little nugget of information?
Please…
Wait - Crabbus gets a threesome with Doctress and gotdang just for being a freak? I've got a lot to learn….