11.26.2007 LINDA HOGAN IS THOUGHTFUL

After 24 years of marriage, Linda Hogan has filed to divorce Hulk Hogan.  Awesomely, Hulk didn't know until he was told by a reporter for the St. Petersburg Times Friday night.   People says:

He thanked the reporter for the "great information" then called back five minutes later to say, "I'm kind of shocked. You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here."

Hulk Hogan screamed at me all through childhood about prayer and taking my vitamins, and pretty much spent more time raising me than my parents, so this is pretty sad.  Especially since this stupid article reminds me that Hulk is actually Terry Gene Bollea, age 53.  It's pretty disheartening to know your childhood hero is old and has a queer name.  It might as well say Snuggle Bunny Bollea, age 1400.



(62) Comments

  1. JackAzz 11/26/2007 09:14

    Fist!!!

  2. frappe33 11/26/2007 09:16

    She looks kinda lady-like in that picture. (I'm talking about Nick of course)

  3. I'll never get FISSED 11/26/2007 09:16

    I was in a movie with him. I hope he's alright.

  4. Observer 11/26/2007 09:18

    If Hulk raised Brend(0)n, then Brend(0)n's mommy is hottish.

    Why would she divorce him? Surely he still has some money? Surely at her age there is not much else out there for her?

    Has he turned gay?

  5. Lance @ FilmDrunk 11/26/2007 09:21

    Possible caption: "Yeah, she got a gut.  There's some good pussy under this gut."

  6. Pennsylvania's Finest 11/26/2007 09:22

    yummmmmmmmmmy! i hope he is gay, now i have a chance for some jungle fever teabagging

  7. Lance @ FilmDrunk 11/26/2007 09:25

    And where the fuck was that picture taken, Aladdin's birthday party?

  8. Observer 11/26/2007 09:26

    Pennsylvania……

    Still gay this week?

  9. Pennsylvania's Finest 11/26/2007 09:29

    you bet its gay time!! i was operating a glory hole in the NYC subway alll weekend, i have a wierd rash on my lips

  10. lesbian seagull 11/26/2007 09:32

    they are being sued by the kid in the coma..the divorce is nothing more than a ploy to separate and protect assets….

  11. Robert05 11/26/2007 09:34

    What the hell kind of hand gesture is hulk making in front of his daughter.  He is one creepy sick fuck.

  12. Silverback 11/26/2007 09:36

    I remember marriage… cheater's head and trips to the Walmart. Methinks the Hulkster will survive.

  13. bryce 11/26/2007 09:38

    I am shocked! How are we going to continue the quality programming of 'Hogan Know's Best'?!

  14. Guinny_Ire 11/26/2007 09:41

    Time to trade in the old model and get a new one though I suspect lesbian seagull is correct.

  15. Raymond K. Hessel 11/26/2007 09:43

    Yeah I hope their two sons handle it well.

  16. bryce 11/26/2007 09:45

    Does this news in fact mean that Hogan Doesn't Know Best?!

  17. Raymond K. Hessel 11/26/2007 09:47

    And not to stand up for the dirty trick that she is, but Britney has had two kids and her gut looks the same as the post-op tranny Brooke.

  18. PoonMeister 11/26/2007 09:49

    Steroids fuck with your dick's attention span.  Mrs. Hogan just wants some cock without all the guilt. Kudos old bitch!

  19. $candalou$ 11/26/2007 09:52

    lesbian 9:32 - good point, i bet you are right. does anyone know, can the lawsuit only go after joint assets?

  20. Raymond K. Hessel 11/26/2007 09:57

    Bryce I gotta believe Hogan does know the deal. He's probably rich, and he's still carrying a little fame, so he could be fingerbanging bikini models without trying too hard. That piece of canvas he was married to is gonna be left scoring with the likes of some of the posters on this site. Hands in the air if you wanna stick your meat pole in that jar of mayonaise that used to be a pussy.

     

     

    lesbian seagull is onto something though

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