Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minillo are at the El San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico this week for an early birthday celebration. Oddly enough, their birthdays are the same. On November 9th, Nick turns 34 and Vanessa turns 27. Nick says:
In terms of his birthday wish-list, Nick's desires are pretty down-to-earth, saying he hopes his brother Drew will get him a leaf blower while Vanessa is on her own to figure out what the singer wants. As for what the singer will suprise his girlfriend of a year and a half with, Nick will only say, “I already have it and actually asked if she wanted it tonight, but she said ‘No, I want to wait.’”
“I like to think I’m a gentleman about it and try to think of her,” Nick tells OK! about his feelings on sharing his special day. “It's her day as much as mine.”
He better kiss her ass. Remember when Jessica Simpson said he had a small penis ("Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though"). I can't help but wonder if he's the only guy Jess ever slept with. If so, fantastic. Her vagina is gonna be like new. Not a scratch on it. I may have to go easy at first, which won't be easy because - I'm not gonna lie to you - my penis is amazing. One time it even brought a girl back to life. Oh, wait … okay, actually I think she may have just been asleep. Never mind.
i suck. film drunk sucks. there. lets move on.
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So that's the box that Nick really comes in?
Is she laughing in all of the pic because she finally saw his tiny penis and kept trying to tell her assembled BFF's but just could get it out without a fit of the tee hee giggles.
these pics are pretty good Brend0n - she is a hottie. Maybe you just saved the day…but let's see what the more picky people say….
"No really, I'm gonna need to lazer all of my pubes off because it can't reach through the forrest!"
Yes, let's indeed Brend0n. This will suffice as tit-related content for the time being.
Although she looks like the fucking Alien in the banner pic. The bitch on the left has her hand up to protect her face from the inner set of striking jaws.
I like the smiley chick in the banner pic, why? No gigantic fucking sunglasses! She doesn't look like a fucking mantis.
She'sa about to deploy, the Jew claw!
Yeah, smiley chick can certainly drain my balls for me. That would be thoughtful of her.
Oh, what I would do to have sex with all those girls in that picture right now, in this office, in front of everyone.
In terms of his birthday wish-list, Nick's desires are pretty down-to-earth, saying he hopes his brother Drew will get him a leaf blower
Nick can't you show Vanessa how YOU blow cock?
and by leaf, he meant his ricockulously SMALL penis.
sigh
3:00 pm Pacific. The time of day that funny officially leaves the room.
yes keyser, but the Steelers game is on in 2.5 more hours!!!!
w00tw00t motha fuckas!!!!! FUCK THE RAVENS BEYATCH.
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::adjusts miniscule skirt::
…. I'M FINE.
"these pics are pretty good Brend0n - she is a hottie. Maybe you just saved the day…but let's see what the more picky people say…."
i assure you, nothing would make me happier than to post stuff like this every day to satisfy the "picky people". nothing would make me happier than to never do another Britney post. unfortunately, i cant make hot celebrities strip or do something interesting.
Sorry KS - I would normally try harder, but work has got me down lately. On the plus side, we (USC) did LICK THE BEAVERS on Sat. nite, but that's about it….
These are the first pics ever on this site where she isn't; naked in a towel, naked, naked with Nick in her.
nice cleavage
Brend0n, you mean you can't LEGALLY make hot celebrities strip or do something interesting. Anything's possible with a little lawlessness on your side.
yesssss, the smiling chick in the background is sucking my cock. . . with her eyes.