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NICK LACHEY IS A GENTLEMAN

November 6, 2007 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Nick Lachey and his girlfriend Vanessa Minillo are at the El San Juan Hotel & Casino in Puerto Rico this week for an early birthday celebration.  Oddly enough, their birthdays are the same.  On November 9th, Nick turns 34 and Vanessa turns 27.   Nick says:

In terms of his birthday wish-list, Nick's desires are pretty down-to-earth, saying he hopes his brother Drew will get him a leaf blower while Vanessa is on her own to figure out what the singer wants. As for what the singer will suprise his girlfriend of a year and a half with, Nick will only say, “I already have it and actually asked if she wanted it tonight, but she said ‘No, I want to wait.’”“I like to think I’m a gentleman about it and try to think of her,” Nick tells OK! about his feelings on sharing his special day. “It's her day as much as mine.”

He better kiss her ass.  Remember when Jessica Simpson said he had a small penis ("Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though").   I can't help but wonder if he's the only guy Jess ever slept with.  If so, fantastic.  Her vagina is gonna be like new.  Not a scratch on it.  I may have to go easy at first, which won't be easy because – I'm not gonna lie to you – my penis is amazing.  One time it even brought a girl back to life.  Oh, wait … okay, actually I think she may have just been asleep.  Never mind. 

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