OPRAH IS A HERO

People magazine says that Oprah Winfrey paid a secret visit Sunday to the private school she owns in South Africa.  Earlier this month it was revealed that one of the teachers had been molesting some of the students. Oprah went down there to figure out what went wrong, and why the school was admitting such sexy kids.  Rawr! 

"The meeting went well. It took about two hours, and I appreciate that Oprah took time to listen," the girl's father told PEOPLE exclusively. The session with Winfrey included him, his wife and their daughter. "Oprah looked beautiful and was so easy to talk to. It went very smoothly."The meeting, which he described as very emotional, is one of several Winfrey had throughout the day. "I think they are planning new rules and staff for the school," he said, expressing happiness that his daughter will return to complete eighth grade there. "I am so excited because we were invited to the end-of-year school party, which will be on Tuesday," the father said. "The other pupils and families knew about the party, but we were never told. So it was a big surprise for us when Oprah asked us to join the party."

I like to think that if I ever saw Oprah Winfrey I would punch her right in her fat stupid face.  Or at least whack her in the ass with a canoe paddle or something.  God I hate that sanctimonious bitch.  There's no difference between her and the woman you see on TV at 4am who can't believe how well these pans lock in the flavor.  Except the Oprah ends her sentences with "sister" when talking to black people.  What an entertainer!