I've never worn lipstick (in this country), but I like to imagine I could figure out how it's done. I wouldn't look at the directions because I'm pretty confident I can guess what they would say. Step 1. Put lipstick on lips. Step 2. Ta-da! This is all news to Paris Hilton apparently, who showed up in Seoul, Korea with lipstick smeared all over her teeth like she did it while riding a pogo stick on ice. To be fair, Paris Hilton is a fucking retard, and the fact that she can even cross the room without setting herself on fire is an accomplishment on par with the artificial heart.
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..and she's FUGLY
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damn i thought she had died by hot beef injection
Herpes and warts aside, I'd bang Paris. She looks like the type of bitch who loves having a good time, likes ass fucking, likes going ass to mouth, and she's the type of girl who I'd do it with. Of course I'd never talk to her again, but hey, it's Paris Hilton.
Oh I meet the hottest tranny on meetrich.con, so Hot because I lit it on fire…
Btw Paris you got lipstick on my dipstick
what the hell is up with the leopard bow/barrette on her head? Doesnt this bitch have handlers or something? will she just go away?
Is Paris dating a hockey player now too? I only ask because it looks like she's become a Red Wings fan.
Who is Paris Hilton? Is she some sort of celebrity? Has she done something important? Because I'm pretty hip and up on who's making meaningful contributions to society, and I swear I've never heard of her…
Haha, I thought that was just what her teeth looked like all the time. And here I was ready to make a witty comment about her partials. Dammit.
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The Sexiest Man Alive poses a good question. I've always wondered what I would say to someone who asked me "who is [insert name of
fluffercelebutard here] and what have they contributed to society that makes them so famous?" I mean, my gut tells me sex tapes are a public service…but I'm probably wrong on that one.love the decal on her dress . Put your dick and balls here
I have to imagine eating her out is like huffing jenkum.
I made the mess on her smile.
is dis photo taken during the holloween?
Mongro Jackson, maybe youre on to something but "One night in Paris" does little to support your theory
So thats what red cum looks like…
apparantly she didn't read the instructions on the lipstick: please be advised, giving a blowjob after applying this product may create less than desirable results
If you look closely, she has lipstick on her tongue, too. I think getting lipstick on one's teeth & tongue is usually caused by fellating friends in the back seat of one's limo.
Someone should check her tonsils for lipstick while we're at it.