12.14.2007 5 MINUTES OF CLOVERFIELD

For months, "Cloverfield" has been one of the most talked about movies in Hollywood, mostly because no one has any idea what the hell it is.  It comes from producer JJ Abrams and it appears to be a monster movie, but after that the plot was anyone's guess.  But now there's a 5 minute clip available online.  The first thing you'll notice is how nicely it captures the majestic beauty of white people walking in herds, but then everything kind of goes to hell and it ends with the famous, "Statue of Liberty flying head scene".  Why it's known as that is a mystery that has haunted man since the dawn of time. 

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  1. Dr Drew 12/14/2007 17:30

    Looks like a godzilla type movie with attitude, that and little creatures in addition to the big one.

  2. Observer 12/14/2007 17:31

    Cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  3. the octagon 12/14/2007 17:33

    i feel like such a dche for being excited about this.  please kill me.

  4. tajmccall 12/14/2007 17:33

    i refuse to watch this unless you change his name on the header to "gay gay gaybrams"  That was one of your finer hours, i'd like to cherish that love we had.

     

    (i wont watch it anyways) 

  5. Diremutt 12/14/2007 17:37

    I once got my girlfriend to do the "statue of liberty flying head" on me. Bitch slipped on her own drool, pulled a handfull of pubes out with her teeth and nicked my taint with her toenail. So I had to kidney punched her until she pissed blood.

  6. stevemuzz 12/14/2007 17:41

    I would've been in Canada about 5 seconds after that head landed in the street - but these idiots just stand around and play grabass

  7. mattiescramz 12/14/2007 17:42

    wow.. blair witch meets independance day meets godzilla…   this is gonna suck a diseased turd.  i hate when they try that fake "real people" shit

  8. Dirty Hairy 12/14/2007 17:43

    I'd rather beat off to Princess Allura get drunk.

  9. Dirty Hairy 12/14/2007 17:49

    Christ Allmighty! I dursted this mf, too!

  10. Shireen 12/14/2007 17:57

    hmm.. remember when movies had scenes like this all the time, and then 9/11 happened so it became politically incorrect to do anything that resembled it? I guess that's officially OVER. I'm pretty sure they actually stole shots from 9/11 footage and just added a dark sky with CGI. lol

  11. eyedhiddit 12/14/2007 18:01

    This movie is gonna cockblock anything else when it comes out.

  12. bnepro 12/14/2007 18:04

    Lost got so out there it wasn't entertaining anymore, but everybody thought it was the shit when it came out.  Abrams' stuff is good as long as it doesn't get too drawn out.  this thing will be super duper.

  13. pepper 12/14/2007 18:16

    BORING

      Yawn!

    I hate movies where the camera is always moving..

     

       

     

  14. yohnskull22 12/14/2007 18:16

    Since when is this fucking place all about the upcoming thrillers.  Isn't that what that other site is for?

    WHAT the FUCK!?!?!?  Bring the poon goddammit!

  15. pepper 12/14/2007 18:17

    I will wait 'till the 5 dollarDVD man comes around. It will be here two weeks before this movie hits the theaters

     

     

     

  16. yohnskull22 12/14/2007 18:18

    I can't believe that not one single asshole in Hollywood did anything stupid this week today…

  17. yohnskull22 12/14/2007 18:19

    On a lighter note did you hear the one about the cigarette who walked into a bar?

  18. pepper 12/14/2007 18:20

    Did you hear about my dog name CIGAR?

  19. essequemodeia 12/14/2007 18:23

    JJ Abrams = Tina Fey

  20. thebigevil 12/14/2007 18:31

    9/11 ruined everything fun for everyone.

    NY is a bunch of cry babies. 

    bring on the hewitts monsters! 

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