This sounds like someone just mashed together every tabloid story ever made, but the Sun UK is reporting that Britney Spears is threatening to release a lesbian sex tape starring Paris Hilton. Allegedly, Hilton was rude to Britney at Britney's 26th birthday party last Saturday, so Spears wrote Hilton a letter demanding she act nice or suffer the consequences.
Brit has demanded that the heiress stop being rude to her and members of her entourage.
The troubled star has reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.
A source said: "The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online."
It seems unlikely that Britney Spears would take the time to write a chocolate smeared letter, but whatever, because there's been rumors of a Paris lesbian tape for years now. Two actually, one from this night (NSFW) with some MTV girl whose name I can't remember and another with this girl, Playmate Nicole Lenz. It also seems unlikely that Paris would care. She lives for this kind of thing. It's like Jessica Alba threatening me with a blowjob or insulting a bear by giving him a pot of honey.
I like when girls kiss girls…
I don't chocolate cures herpes, so why are they even near each other?
Insert "think" between don't and chocolate, because I'm retarded.
I like "I don't chocolate cures herpes" better. It's how BritBrit would have wanted it.
bullshit.
That's not really Paris in those topless pix, is it? Looks p-shopped.
Paris - "Britney, close your legs their shooting your beaver."
Britney - "AWHH, DANG"
Britney, Paris just called you a tubby, pockmarked fatty fat fat has-been. You can't let her just get away with being rude like that, right? Right?
Holy shit, watch out! There's a woman driving!
I should probably apologize for this, but I won't. I would soooo run up in Paris Hilton like a Kenyan marathoner. Lesbian sex tape NOW!!! Just not with
BritneyShitty-Couch Spears.Hot damn! You mean we might finally see Paris Hilton naked, and maybe even having sex?!?! I've waited so long for this moment! Thank you Britney, you're a true fucking hero! Now here's a wet-nap, wipe the chocolate frosting off of your face.
did anyone notice the first"woman" with paris has man hands,and may be a man with long hair and makeup? Just wondering….
The herpes will mutate. It will be the end of the world.
Thank you Paris, Thank you Britney…
She is really sexy!!! I have ever seen her hot video at interracialconnect.com which is a niche interracial dating site for all singls. She is really sexy with bikini in that video. You will wanna get her after seening it and try more, lol
Thanks, but no thanks. When is the third stage of syphilis going to kick in on these wastes of oxygen???
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Why doesn't Paris just steal the tape back from Britney. She could lure her outside with a trail of Snickers and then rush in while Britney is following the trail down a manhole cover.
Why would a lesbian sex tgape even matter. This threat is so hollow. All that tape would do is add ten seconds to Paris's fifteen minutes…and two inches to my penis.
What's this about honey?
^ LOL
Correct me if i'm wrong, I think it's called a flash mob. That's what we should do if we're serious about the spammers.