CONSTANTINE IS ON TOP OF THE WORLD

December 31, 2007 | Photos | editor | 0 Comments

If you can't wait until January 26 to see Constantine perform at a Borders bookstore in New York, or his next show three weeks later at To Be Announced, maybe you can swing by the Oneida Casino in Green Bay, Wisconsin and retrace his footsteps when he was the bingo caller from November 4th to December 28th. Oh yes. Bingo. Soon he'll be boxing kangaroos at the state fair or doing play-by-play for a live action Dungeons and Dragons tournaments. "Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!" That ones on a rocketship to stardom, he is!

(my favorite part of lightning bolt has always been how fatty misses the 18 foot tall target three feet away and hits his own guy in the face at least twice.)

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