12.07.2007 DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A GOOD TIPPER

This may come as a surprise, but some of the email you get claiming to be from sorority girls may not be 100 percent truthful.  Like I saw an ad promising "Hot Girls In Your Area".  I looked down at my area and didn't see any hot girls there, so I gave them my credit card and it turns out they meant something else.  The point to all this is that the email I got yesterday saying Donald Trump tipped some jerk-off 10 grand was all a lie.  Page Six says:

Trump might be generous, but he didn't tip a Santa Monica waiter $10,000 on Monday. The tycoon says he wasn't even in California. Derober.com published a copy of a MasterCard receipt showing that Trump tipped $10,000 on an $82.27 bill after dining at the Buffalo Club, but Trump told Page Six it was a hoax. "This was done by the stupid restaurant to get publicity," he said. ". . . It's not my signature." The Web site not only ran an interview with waiter Billy D but also posted a video of the supposed server walking to his car.

I'm tempted to go to the Buffalo Club and just start kicking people, but this may not be their fault, so I may just kick the women.  You probably think it's pretty brave to fight that many women at once, but I'm not scared.  I'll fight any woman here!!! 

(71) Comments

  1. bryce 12/07/2007 10:03

    Feel the burn!

  2. bryce 12/07/2007 10:05

    Trump is too much of a tightwad to give a decent tip. Not me though, I tipped $19 at dinner last night. That's how I roll, baby!

  3. Dr. Gonzo 12/07/2007 10:07

    not exactly gloating about having the scoop on this story now, are you

    of course if you were in on it from the beginning and instrumental in propagating the hoax then kudos to you, sir. i hope you were paid handsomely. In fact any time you get paid for blogging and don't have to take the curse words out of your mission statement then you are doing well. 

  4. Frankly, Scarlett 12/07/2007 10:08

    It's so cute - Trump bought Melania a matching scowl. 

  5. The Ghost of Deano 12/07/2007 10:09

    That is the lamest stunt Ive ever heard of.  This restaurant will go out of business within 8 months.  Why?  Because they wont be able to hire any wait staff.  Would you want to work at a place where every customer asks you "HEY HOWS DONALD TRUMP THESE DAYS?" followed by snickering and snorting.

  6. bryce 12/07/2007 10:10

    Scar: He's so cheap he prolly just gave her one of his old ones…

  7. man bear pig 12/07/2007 10:12

    Since the hair on his head is leaving him fast and he has a lovely comb over I wonder if he wears a wig on his balls?

  8. manic 12/07/2007 10:13

    Is it me, or does every photo of Trump seem to be capturing the look of a guy right in the middle of a prince albert piercing?

  9. Yushi 12/07/2007 10:13

    I knew it was hoax all along.  He charge on credit card.  Think how long it would take him to pay that off at $10 a month at 21% interest.  No way it true.

  10. Tennessee Tuxedo 12/07/2007 10:13

    I am stunned something on the internet was a lie.  Stunned.  How can I trust anything anymore?

  11. pepper 12/07/2007 10:14

      I have  a good tip for the Donald

        Be a man and take the rug off.  Chicks love bald men..

     

     

     

     

     

        Take it from me….IT's all true.

  12. MG Admirer 12/07/2007 10:14

    I   r e f u s e   t o   p o s t   o n   t h i s   s t o r y   b e c a u s e   i t ' s   s o   a s i n i n e .

  13. Stinky Pete 12/07/2007 10:14

    Hey Brend0n, I'm going to forward you this email I got from a couple of hot Nigerian sorority girls looking for a place to park some money they inherited, you sound like the prefect guy to give them a hand.

  14. Dirty Hairy 12/07/2007 10:17

    That pic looks like he and Ivanka are watching two vagrants act out "2bums1cup".

  15. Dirty Hairy 12/07/2007 10:18

    Thank you, thank you…i will be here all week! Be sure to tip your waiter!

    *ba dum chish!" 

  16. Jessica_Fangirl 12/07/2007 10:20

    What the hell, the richer you are the more you have to squint? 

    Actually I bet they are watching Rosie get it on with her girl. 

  17. tangocash00001 12/07/2007 10:21

    i hope the Donald is a good tipper when getting a massage. i find healthy tip in the spa ensures great "service"

  18. gorilla my dreams 12/07/2007 10:22

    donald trump is rich celebrity some say they see him performing mundane tasks on dating site celebritiesdoingmundanetasks.com. they say they see him enjoying morning crossword puzzle (in pen), and chewing his food semi-sensually. for these pics and more http://www.celebritiesdoingmundanetasks.com

  19. leftnutofjesus 12/07/2007 10:28

    why does he always look like he's pinching a loaf?

    i don't wonder. But I hope that expression never leaves his face.  I hope it's on there when he fucks some stupid bitch addicted to rich midgetdicks and retail and I hope it's on there when he fucking dies. Hopefully, tonight. I'm going to put on the Ice Cube and drink some loosejuice.

  20. leftnutofjesus 12/07/2007 10:29

    bryce,

    i feel ya dawg. If I tip over 11.50, it's probably because she was really nice.she fucks anything with a faint protrustion if you meet her across the street at Hooters after her shift ends.

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