I think we both know what's in the box. That's right. Rice Krispie treats, wrapped in bacon. You can tell because when the second Size 2 gets stuck in the gate, Jennifer Love Butter Hewitt gets all excited. "RAARRRR," she says, "blargle - RARRRRAARR!" When I ran that through my Fatty-to-English translator, it said, "the gate, it is my ally, the treats, they will be mine!"
Frist?
What's up with the lip lock from emo? Cross boy isn't handling business?
Jennifer Love Butter.
L O Fucking L
Bitch got a fat ass. She did look good in The Tuxedo however..
Im soooo going to masturbate to these pictures
More bounce to the ounce!
I see the bacon hidden on the woman's head.
Who are these people?
That's not really JLH is it? I hope not, my shotgun isn't handy.
She's got cankle fever!
This whole situation is my winner of the "Come On Ted, Just Admit It" Award for 2007.
You went to buy a bathing suit. You went to the beach. You didn't go to your trainer.
Do you want me to be
charitablehonest? You're not fat. You're just not toned up. There's no harm in that. None at all, baby. What size is a size 2? I'm a guy. I have no idea. In guy size, I was born bigger than a size 2. (It's the pecker….) Who even cares? Don't be so defensive.A brownie? I'd LOVE a brownie.
MMMMMMmmm! Did you make these from scratch? Oooh, baby… these are GOOD!
fatty on ugly action. i thought i had to pay to see that.
Where's Carl Perkins? We've got ourselves a rare sighting of the Emo maximus abdominus , or Fat emo chick.
I wanna swing down from a helicopter and tag her ear!
This is almost as good as Peggy Hill walking barefoot through raw hamburger! YEEE HAW!
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BTW, I almost had my lawyers contact you, Brend0n. Your "bacon wrapped rice krispie treats" could be misconstrued as my "beer-battered and fried, bacon wrapped Twinkies" from my award winning short story, Cheetos Dust.
Actually, that emo chick is a size 2. This was just shot at a bad angle.
i'm confused - the last pic is clearly jlh and she's wearing green pants but tubby is dressed same as the other pics. so who is tubby kissing?
Hey look , it's a Christmas miracle, she changed Wardrobe as she enters her gate.
MAGIC!
In point of fact, all you JLH h8rs out here are a bunch of homos and you know that if you had the chance to plant your flag you'd do it in a heartbeat. And every really good looking woman has to have at least one fat friend to hang out with to help others draw the line between what is hot and what is not.
BigEvil, I think you mean Marlin Perkins, since Carl Perkins sang "Blue Suede Shoes". And Marlin always sends Jim in for the really tough assignments.
Ride Lo
She's a pretty girl. Rich, unmarried, size 2, large breasts. What's not to like?
Boy, it sure got retarded and gay in here in a hurry!