I’M GETTIN ALL HOT

Sting and Trudie Styler have gone on and on in the past about their amazing sex life, and now they’re doing it again, this time with pictures of their bedroom thankfully included. The Daily Mail says:

The 56-year-old rock star and his wife have flung wide the doors of their $24 million Manhattan apartment for an "at home" newspaper feature. The centrepiece of the 18-room apartment overlooking Central Park is an extraordinary scarlet bedroom embroidered in gold and dominated by two explicit Helmut Newton prints.In one, an unidentified woman lays virtually naked, with her legs spread in the back of a vintage Mercedes as a man leans over from the front seat to unzip one of her spike-heeled boots.The other image, above the bed head, shows the lower half of another female wearing just stockings, suspenders and high heels.Miss Styler, 53, who once told a U.S. DJ that the couple enjoyed swingers' parties, before apparently retracting the claim, said of the room: "I find it hot."

Picturing old people having sex is my new least favorite thing, and seeing where this geriatric lust takes place is actually pretty upsetting.  Someone needs to go over to the Daily Mail and just start kicking people, before they run a story on a fat-people make-out contest.