
These pictures of Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo arriving last night at the Burbank Airport will certainly add to the rumors that the two are now dating. Top sources with the Cowboys say, "We hope this new relationship will inspire him and give him confidence, then maybe he won't fumble away the god damn playoffs like he did last year. Wouldn't that be nice!"
picture source = Bauer-Griffin
















Shouldn't that banner read "Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo join the Mile High Club"?
she must give good head
Tony HOMO. COWBOYS SUCK WHORES ASS'
*yawn*
"the two are now dating…"
okay….people…..if you see me get off a plane with a bitch, i better know how the acidic juices of her gusher taste down to a tastebud conference's accuracy. Otherwise, it's my Mom.
And yes, you can fuck her if you want. For 20.
Funny sports metaphor? What is this With Leather?
WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS!!!!!
no Robert Paulson, with leather generally isn't funny
Maybe he can ejaculate some talent into her.
If this cunt ruins our playoff run she and her family will be ran out of Texas.
That said, I'm sure our boy Tony has pumped her so full of goo that she sounds like an old-school waterbed when she walks.
PEYTON MANNING IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR
big guys usually go after small chicks because they have small dicks…..i usually just shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger.
I just hope he's man enough to talk her into doing that flick with the nudity. He seems like enough of a regular Joe to want to share his good fortune with the rest of the class.
Sex tape please.
Just show her, not him.
This post is a waste of time. Jessica Simpson does something norma blah blah blah.
Fantastic banner fix, Doc… but now I have to think of them jammed into an airplane shitter and all I can imagine is the smell. And strangly, fat people's intestines sucked out by high flush pressure. Thanks for that.
TINY HOMO!
Crabbus is right.
Again.
I wouldn't fuck her with T.O.'s dick.