JESSICA SIMPSON AND TONY ROMO, PT 3

By brendon December 12, 2007 @ 11:25 AM

These pictures of Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo arriving last night at the Burbank Airport will certainly add to the rumors that the two are now dating.  Top sources with the Cowboys say, "We hope this new relationship will inspire him and give him confidence, then maybe he won't fumble away the god damn playoffs like he did last year.  Wouldn't that be nice!"

picture source = Bauer-Griffin



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(33) Comments

  1. avatar
    Doctress Leisa 12/12/2007 11:52

    Shouldn't that banner read "Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo join the Mile High Club"?

  2. avatar
    lady garden 12/12/2007 11:52

    she must give good head

  3. avatar
    gangreen 12/12/2007 11:56

    Tony HOMO. COWBOYS SUCK WHORES ASS'

  4. avatar
    djtechsys 12/12/2007 11:57

    *yawn*

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    leftnutofjesus 12/12/2007 11:57

    "the two are now dating…"

    okay….people…..if you see me get off a plane with a bitch, i better know how the acidic juices of her gusher taste down to a tastebud conference's accuracy.  Otherwise, it's my Mom.

    And yes, you can fuck her if you want.  For 20. 

     

  6. avatar
    Robert_Paulson 12/12/2007 11:58

    Funny sports metaphor? What is this With Leather? 

     

  7. avatar
    Ass Tagger 12/12/2007 12:03

    WOMEN WEAKEN LEGS!!!!!

  8. avatar
    thedudeabides 12/12/2007 12:04

    no Robert Paulson, with leather generally isn't funny

  9. avatar
    tajmccall 12/12/2007 12:04

    Maybe he can ejaculate some talent into her.

  10. avatar
    gravy donor 12/12/2007 12:13

    If this cunt ruins our playoff run she and her family will be ran out of Texas.

    That said, I'm sure our boy Tony has pumped her so full of goo that she sounds like an old-school waterbed when she walks.

  11. avatar
    Crabbus 12/12/2007 12:16

    PEYTON MANNING IS CLEARLY SUPERIOR

  12. avatar
    Pennsylvania's Finest 12/12/2007 12:17

    big guys usually go after small chicks because they have small dicks…..i usually just shave my pubes to make my dick look bigger.

  13. avatar
    Stinky Pete 12/12/2007 12:18

    I just hope he's man enough to talk her into doing that flick with the nudity.  He seems like enough of a regular Joe to want to share his good fortune with the rest of the class.

  14. avatar
    Alan 12/12/2007 12:22

    Sex tape please.

  15. avatar
    Alan 12/12/2007 12:23

    Just show her, not him.

  16. avatar
    MG Admirer 12/12/2007 12:35

    This post is a waste of time.    Jessica Simpson does something norma blah blah blah.

  17. avatar
    Silverback 12/12/2007 12:37

    Fantastic banner fix, Doc… but now I have to think of them jammed into an airplane shitter and all I can imagine is the smell. And strangly, fat people's intestines sucked out by high flush pressure. Thanks for that.

  18. avatar
    Dirty Hairy 12/12/2007 12:37

    TINY HOMO!

  19. avatar
    gotdang 12/12/2007 12:44

    Crabbus is right.

    Again. 

  20. avatar
    Krusty Burger 12/12/2007 13:01

    I wouldn't fuck her with T.O.'s dick.

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