MAYBE SHE HAS A PAPER ROUTE – UPDATE

I don't mean to trade in rumor and innuendo, but I think Amy Winehouse might be on drugs.  I couldn't believe it at first but the Daily Mail has this picture of her wandering around aimlessly at 5am yesterday morning, so now I don't know what to think.

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend's house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated.Onlookers said she appeared disorientated as she wandered around on the pavement for several minutes in the freezing cold before disappearing back inside.Quite why she came outside only half dressed in the early hours is unclear. One onlooker said she looked up and down the road as if she was waiting for someone, but no one arrived at the house."She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit."She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird."

She came outside because I've decided to spring my sex trap.  She's so hot and sexy I just can't help myself.  I dug a big hole in her yard and covered it with a filthy blanket and some needles.  She came out to sniff around but the stupid photographers had to ruin it.  Oh enchantress, you haunt me with your siren song, you will be mine!!!

(UPDATE – now with more of teh hotness.  this bitch has a hot body.  photo credit = bauer-griffin)