This morning the New York Daily News ran this blind item:
Which big Hollywood actress is about to come out of the closet? She's been living with her girlfriend in a small town, where all the neighbors know, and the two are now engaged to be married.
And now MediaTakeOut may have the answer:
It's happened. MediaTakeOut.com has EXCLUSIVELY learned that Queen Latifah and her longtime girlfriend Jeanette are OFFICIALLY ENGAGED!!! The two women have been in a relationship for more than 4 years - and they've finally decided to make it official.
And there's more. MediaTakeOut.com can confirm that the two are planning on PUBLICLY coming out to the world about their engagement. Word is that once Queen Latifah's finished promoting her current movie, The Perfect Holiday an announcement will be made.
MediaTakeOut.com can't reveal our source to this story, but we can tell you that we're 100% sure on this one.
Jeanette is the girl in the pictures above. She's not the girl in this picture of Latifah in a strip club, but that girl has a hot ass. I'm not sure about Jeanettes ass. So I think Latifah should marry that other girl. I know I would.
SHE BLOCKS OUT THE MOTHERSHITTING SUN
CRABBUS'S FIRST FIST, LETS CELEBRATE BY PUNCHING A BOISTEROUS ASSHOLE LITTLE PERSON IN THE DICK
Crabbus you are the bomb. Dude I don't understand a word of what you said. So she want's to marry the little girl? Who cares.
Wrong pic, that's a bear on the loose.
IF YOU TAKE THE FOURTH LETTER OF EVERY GODDAMN WORD IN MY SENTENCE YOU REVEAL:
"NOW WHEN LATIFAH TALKS ABOUT 'EATING OUT' SHE REALLY MEANS IT HAHAHAHAHHAA"
THE JOKE IS THAT LATIFAH SHIT OUT HER OWN LOVER
Why do they call her a queen? Queen of twinkies? Is this really a surprise to anyone?
Well, Slaptitty McGregor! I had my heart set on seeing Britney front and center, and y'all pull the bait-n-switch on me.
Speaking of bait…..do you smell that?
OO so this is how she lost all that weight! she gave birth to a new lesbian lover!
all of these ugly bitches today you'd think it was Fish Friday.
wfitz, despite their thickness, your glasses are still not thick enough. What weight did this whale lose?? Was she even bigger than this? GOOD LORD!
oo trust me.. SHE WAS BIGGER.. she still is fat but i think she used to be a whale, but was to fat for the ocean to hold so she came to land
Brend0n would have to post video of Anne Hathaway receiving anal while blowing three dudes to make up for the cavalcade of female wreckage on display today.
Can we make that happen, please?
Hmm, I don't know if you're blind or retarded, or both wfitz. But in any case, there's no way in hell you could be fat as her. So at least you have that working for you.
And I'm out for the night. Xmas shopping, here I come. I think I'll hit the Grove and see if I can spot any of the celebutards we love so much…..
When I look at these pictures, I can't help but wonder who sits on whose face? Then I have to make a mad dash for the bathroom as vomit sprays between my fingers.
i have that hat but i dont think i pulled off the look, fat clothes and sandals are the way to go. thanks latifah !
I loved her in 'Last King of Scotland'. Wait, what?
What she needs is the rest of the uniform to go with that hat, then drop her into Iraq. Her built in bullet proof armour shouldn't go to waste. Or is that just a layer of fat, never mind then.
All I can say is, that must have been one big fucking closet.
Hey, isn't that the chick from "Norbit"?? She was great in that movie.
Come on, is she really a "big Hollywood actress"?
Actually, they don't get much bigger…