BRITNEY TO PLAY THE MOM OF JESUS - French producer Phillippe Rebboah wants Britney Spears to play the Virgin Mary in a new satire titled "Sweet Baby Jesus." The producer told Us Weekly he plans to shoot the film in March, and that Spears is "reviewing the script." Britney's a good mom, so I think people would like a movie where she's the mom of Jesus. Because what could go wrong if you gave Britney a baby with magic powers?
BRITNEYS DIET IS TOXIC! (GET IT? LIKE THE SONG!) - “When you take a look at Britney Spears and her behavior, it’s very frightening,” Dr. Timothy Brantley, a PHD who educates patients on the power of food, told Access. “She’s a person who’s completely addicted to sugar. This is like heroin for a junkie. She’s literally on a roller coaster to hell.” This story is stupid but it's always awesome when people fuck up the word "literally". It means the exact opposite of what they want it to mean. "She's literally on a roller coaster to hell"? I find that hard to believe.
CHARGES DROPPED AGAINST SHIA LABEOUF - Cops arrested LaBeouf last month outside a Walgreens, after workers repeatedly asked him to leave the store because he appeared drunk. When LaBeouf refused, the security guard detained him and called police. Shia showed up in court this morning to receive the good news — Walgreens does not want to pursue charges against him. Too bad, because this could have easily won the award for Lamest Hollywood Arrest, solidly trouncing the time Jake Gyllenhall rolled into the crosswalk because he thought a bee was on him. "Eeeeeeeeee! Get it off, get it oooffff!"
DON KING IS SMOOTH - This has nothing to do with anything, but it’s hard not to be impressed by the way Don King unapologetically stares at Tila Tequilas ass. (Photos courtesy of TilasHotSpot.com)
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I'm fearful that God will smite Britney if she tries depicting the Virgin Mary in ANY capacity.
As for Sheila LaBoof, I could care less about him. He's not a hot chick and, as such, fails to hold my attention span.
Where can I get those PhDs in Iilliteracy?
-the second i, DAMN IT!
britney is waiting for the book on tape version of the movie before "reviewing " the script because she can't read.
that Don King is one classy nagger
Tia's ass? Oh wait, not the banner pic, you have click on the link. Otherwise, I thought Don King suddenly developed X-ray vision.
Plus, she is really unattractive so I don't know why he's looking anyway.
The Roller-Coaster to Hell is at Six Flags.
Literally.
OK, figuratively.
http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/literally - Literally and virtually can be the opposite or the same thing.
hmm.. unless he really does believe she is on a rollercoaster to Hell. he could be one of those crazy christian folk.
Don King's trying out his newly acquired skills of Voodoo. He conjuring up a spell to make her Shrunkin head even more so
i am positive ' and a whore shall bring the antichrist into the world' is a sign of the apocalypse…
"Shia LeBeouf" is French for:
a) Beef Chia pet
b) Gay man's Boy-toy
c) Show Me the Beef
d) Shiite Cow
In a related story, what if Shia LeBeouf and Tia Tequila started dating? Instead of "Brangelina" we'd have "Shia-Tia" headlines. Or to abbreviate, "Shitty."
^TiLa
shitney… the virgin mary. she would have done the jews and the romans jobs for them.
and i would bang that little asian whore until my dick had 3rd degree burns
Ass Tagger, I believe that God already smote Britney. Think about it, she's Britney and we're not. If that isn't proof that He loves all of us, I don't know what is.
Otherwise, nothing here was interesting enough to pull me away from this awesome watermelon. But I'm almost through, so I should be returning to normal bitch mode shortly.
"Tia's ass? Oh wait, not the banner pic, you have click on the link."
That's not her ass in the banner pic…?
We literally peed ourselves the first time we heard that comedian do the literally routine.
You literally did not do it justice.
You guys are going to find this hard to believe, but I actually made out with Tila Tequila last weekend.
tila? ass?
there are so many hot vietnamese/phillipina strippers out there that don’t sound and look like a man. but they give this one a tv show.
what? were the massage parlors closed that day?