THIS IS BORING

I take it the Daily Mail isn’t exactly in love with the new version of the Spice Girls, as they pretty much call them old and withered in their review of the first stop on their reunion concert, two nights ago in Vancouver.

As they burst on stage singing Spice Up Your Life in their retro outfits, it could have been 1997 all over again.Provided, that is, that you closed your eyes.Time has had a dramatic effect on the Spice Girls formerly known as Posh, Ginger, Baby, Sporty and Scary.In the years since they split, there have been three husbands, seven children and one divorce – not to mention surgical enhancements.And while most of us have put on a few pounds in the past ten years, Victoria Beckham, Geri Halliwell and Melanie Chisholm are a mere shadow of their former selves.

I'm not entirely sure which is which, except for Victoria because I always thought her uppity ass was hot.  And I would tear up the one who wears the Union Jack dress too.  I was actually gonna go to this but then at the last minute I remembered I wasn’t gay.