"Heroes" star Hayden Panettiere broke up with her boyfriend about 6 months ago and since then she has been rumored to be crushing on co-star Milo Ventimiglia, who used to date (and allegedly smack around) his former "Gilmore Girls" co-star Alexis Bledel. But now, the New York Daily News says that Hayden may be on the market again, and was seen with Ryan Gosling (who recently separated from Rachel McAdams) over the weekend. Did anyone follow all that? Jesus these people are all whores.
Hayden Panettiere noshed with her momager at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. over the weekend. Ever conscious of the paparazzi, the actress changed sunglasses three times during lunch. Her various looks must have intrigued Ryan Gosling, who came over to her table. "They were hugging a lot, and they ended up exchanging numbers," said an onlooker.
Whatever. This is probably nothing but what is something is how annoying Milo Ventimiglia is. "Heroes" is almost impossible to watch because of that thing he does with his lip when he talks is. This thing. It's like watching Popeye or a ventriloquist. Even if he was talking to me, he's talking out of the side of his mouth, so it looks like he's talking to someone else. He and I could be making fun of someone, and he could call someone a jackass, and I'd punch him right in his stupid face because I would think he was whispering to the person next to him that I was a jackass. At best, our conversation would be ten minutes of, "what? Me? Oh … wait what, did you … what? Oh … me? Oh I thought … huh…"
Yep. Popeye does the same thing. Smoke comes out the side of his face. It's like he's a volcano! Run everyone!
I would fuck her.
Oh wait. He already said that…
Back to sleep for me.
Anyone got 200 stacks I can borrow for 3 months?
Fist?
Damn you bastards who posted before me, you both posted in the time it took me to click '0 Comments' and then log on.
Way to take the meaning out of my life, assholes.
But yeah, I would fuck her.
What's good for the goose is good for the Gosling.
Or, Gosling would like to goose that.
Or something.
I thought this was a throwaway story with a posted pic of Jessica Simpson to liven things up.
Good morning everybody…
Milo Ventimiglia? Is that a Starbucks drink?
No wait, looking at the photo, it's clearly a prime example of the genus Dorkus Malorkus.
I c a n ' t w o r k o u t - i s h e a w o p o r a w e t b a c k ?
She needs a step on her car to climb in.
And, yes, I would work her like a puppet too.
spinner :-)
She tastes like Baby Seal Salad…
All that comes to mind is Midget Porn every time I see a pic of her!
True Story!
He really does look like he's got a big ol dip o' chaw in everytime I look at him.
And I would fuck Hayden as her hymen healed around me.
Alicia Siverstone talks out of the side of her mouth too.
It's fucking impossible to watch her speak.
Just what is too old for Ryan Gosling? OK, Rachel McAdams(hottie), but other than that, isn't he just living his character from "Waiting"?
And can someone get me a towel, because that banner shot has my hand and peeny fightin' again…
Komrad, you are too slowski.
Suggest you dump outdated Soviet technology for real Asian black market quality products.
Gosling, not Reynolds.
momager? Fuckin' mashing of words together crap has to stop.
They hugged and exchanged numbers? What's the story there? If it was Paris or Lindsay they would've blown him at the table. Big deal.
If the only chance to save this cheerleader was to fuck her, I'd do it. More than once….
i hope no one takes the blocks of the gas and accelerator pedals or she will be needing a taxi