Does anyone pull out in Hollywood? Has the "money shot" gone completely out of style? Christina and the Chupacabra gave birth over the weekend, Jessica Alba, Jamie Spears and Lily Allen are all around 3 months, rumors persist that Pam Anderson, Angelina Jolie and Britney are all knocked up, David Spade might have gotten Playmate Jillian Grace pregnant, yesterday Matthew McConaughey announced his girlfriend Camila Alves is expecting a child, and today comes word that Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is due in the summer. Page Six says:
Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio won't be strutting down the runway in her skivvies anytime soon. The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. "She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.
This and Alba really are heartbreaking. No one wants to see super hot ass like that get pregnant. Britney would be funny though. That chick will sleep with anyone at this point, and seemingly has since her divorce. That baby is gonna fall out of her vag at 4 months. Once it gets to be like 3 pounds, theres no way her vagina has enough fight in it to hold a baby in.
Fist???
Yes!!! My first fist! I am honoured.
Hey, I pulled out!
I haven't read the article - I'm too busy debriefing Captain Slappy. Remain at attention, son.
That is one sexy broad.
How do you impregnate a skinny boy?
I agree, there's no self control anymore. She could have had the courtesy to wait until she's fat and ugly, and nobody cared anymore what she did to herself - like Britney.
"honoured"?
Another British pillow biter.
Remember the good old days when people didn't have kids, get married and get divorced, in that order? Me neither.
Sperm Germ,
If you think that chick looks like a boy then I'd fuck every "boy" in your neighborhood.
See, even Brend0n's confirmed the rumor that David Spade put his dick in Jillian Grace without instantly pulling out and going "Ewwies!"
At least some the breeders look like humans. Be afraid once Jim-sele starts popping out whiny androgynous stick people.
What can I say? I'm horney and fertile.
And I bought a job lot of Rohypnol
and I cant spell horny
Another ones bites the dust…
There is not one part of her that isn't saying "Fuck me".
Give me a vile of sperm and an applicator that looks like Jodie Foster's knuckles!!!
She could be delivering that kid and I would still be trying to put it in her.
She looks more like a hotter Cindy Crawford than Rachel Bilson. In fact, Rachel Bilson looks like a booger next to this honey-colored diamond.
DB, keep your vial and applicator. I'll bring my own — they're attached.
'vile of sperm'? Vial…
Hey DB's T, I am NOT British; just happened to learn the language in an institute where they could spell. Cor blimey!