The Westboro Baptist Chruch, made famous by protesting the funerals of fallen American servicemen and victims of AIDS, has spoken out on the passing of Heath Ledger, and it's every bit as touching as you might imagine (you may remember what big fans they were of "Brokeback Mountian"). I'm a real wordsmith (I LOVE WORDS!) but they have a way of getting inside my heart and crystallizing my thoughts, right there on a poorly drawn sign. It's like they read my mind! Get out of my head, Westboro Baptist Church!
Hey look, there's a phone number here on the full press release (or on their website godhatesfags.com or a PDF of the flier here) be sure to give them a call and tell them just how much you appreciate their efforts.
first FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am fucking awesome!! Its also pretty lame that Im checking this site right
….now
By the way. Did I mention:
I'D HIT IT!!
These people make me sick. I hope to god these fuckers get cancer and die a horribly slow death. They deserve nothing less.
Also Slack Jawed, you're a moron and I hope you soon die in a fire, you attention whore.
I thought Brokeback Mountain was fucking boring and self indulgent, but surely this is taking it a little too far?
Wow. Thanks for the phone number. I sure am going to give them a piece of mind. And it's not going too very eloquent and will be filled with filthy words of hate. When Fred Phelp's funeral comes around, I'll be sure to picket there. Who wants to join in???
Hey CE, your a bitter asshole. If you ever leave the trailer you live in and come to California, look me up and I show you my 9mm.
If Heath enjoyed a smoke then that was his god given right.
I smoked pole once, but that's a different story. Or wait… is it relevant to Broke Back? Ahh who cares?!? I did it and loved every 14 seconds of it!
Fags - cigarettes (I'm british don't you know cor blimey guvnah)
Attend the funeral, cross the picketers, dose the with holy water, but don't lace it with acid. spread the acid free holy water evenly with a spray bottle.
holy water, don't dose
Just went on a sent them a comment, here's the gist of it:
I just came across your press release on the passing of Heath Ledger and just wanted to inform you that if anyone is going to burn in hell, it is going to you pieces of garbage. A MAN IS DEAD!! A TWO YEAR OLD GIRL NO LONGER HAS HER FATHER!! You are to protest the funeral of a man who only ACTED as a homosexual? What exactly does that accomplish? I have never heard of your group before this, but after less than five minutes on your site I believe you are truly the biggest group of ignorant morons I have ever seen. Despite my immediate hatred for you, I do not wish death upon you. I don't wish death upon ANYONE. Take a step back from your completely basis and prejudice stance and look at the fact that a father lost his son, a man lost his brother, and an innocent two year old girl lost her father. Beyond that, realize the film industry lost a very talented individual with countless fans across the world. Oh and by the way, I'm sure God doesn't love everyone, and he probably does not love those who project senseless hate toward people for absolutely no reason. And based on that idea God hates every single person involved with this "church." And before you start, no I am not defending homosexuality–although I do believe people can live their lives any way they goddamn choose–I am defending a man that was taken from this world far too soon.
Fuck off.
-DM
Wow, tasteless. However, God does indeed hate fags. God always be hatin' on those homos.
Hah that was good, if they were capable of opening their heads and thinking for a change it might get through to them. Unfortunately it won't.
"Fag-Enablers?" Um … you mean … like with an activation code, like Microsoft does with Windows or somethin'? Well … if so - then SIGN ME UP, BOY! Those guys have ALL the fun! Won't someone reach around and flip my switch or something? Because this straight thing is getting so BOOOOORing! As the Bible writes: "Some people like their pancakes with syrup / Some people like their man-cakes in stirrups!" Giddyap!
Sigh. So bored. What is it, 1:51 AM? Given the sometimes maudlin tone on the board tonight, I'm guessing the demographic is mostly people late-20s early-30s and that this struck a nerve? Whatevs. Michelle: call me. You know - after I'm done with the gay stuff … once it's enabled.
P.S. I wouldn't bother contacting Phelps. Yes, dude's a dick, but he craves attention. Note how none of the words in his press release are misspelled: unlikely for a TOTAL hick. The guy is basically a savvy PR-hound, raising funds through controversy à la Falwell. If you're going to write him, you might as well also write him a check.
I fucking hate these guys. I second most of what TheDan says, except I wish death on these fucks if only to improve the gene pool. Finally a post about people I hate and can wish suffering and death upon, woo hoo!
I fucking hate these guys. I second most of what TheDan says, except I wish death on these fucks if only to improve the gene pool. Finally a post about people I hate and can wish suffering and death upon, woo hoo!
Lets not forget John Voight from Midnight Cowboy
where was the protest at John Ritter's funeral for 3's Company
you fucking redneck SHEEP
Goddamn it Brenda-n, are you stupid? Look, my uncles funeral was one of the first Phelps EVER protested. I live in Topeka. We had him beat. If you ignore it, he would go away. He wants attention, we knew that. He was faded, then he protested military funerals. He got the attention he wanted.