01.30.2008 I THINK I’M IN LOVE

World famous artist Daniel Edwards has created many amazing works of art in the past, such as Britney Spears giving birth and Paris Hilton dead on an autopsy table, but now he’s gone from art meant to make you think to art meant solely to turn you on. And, oh baby, it's working! TMZ says this bronze sculpture is of “a curvaceous and robust Oprah Winfrey, called, "The Oprah Sarcophagus."

I'm pretty sure Oprah is meant to be dead in this one too, but my penis doesn’t care. That just means less gabbin and more grabbin, baby!

(72) Comments

  1. MG Admirer 01/30/2008 12:17

    ouch -

  2. BadKarma 01/30/2008 12:17

    I think I'm going to be sick

  3. Jessica_Fangirl 01/30/2008 12:17

    I never knew you were a Chubby Chaser dude.  You'd think I was totally hot.

     Hiltons looks more like she's getting a pap smear done.

  4. Aaron 01/30/2008 12:17

    Eeeeee-WRECK-shun!

  5. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/30/2008 12:18

    how much cum do you think that can hold?

  6. MG Admirer 01/30/2008 12:18

    looks like they left off the cottage cheese dimple effects on the upper thigh

  7. Dirty Hairy 01/30/2008 12:19

    DOOD! Who put my wife into carbonite?

  8. MG Admirer 01/30/2008 12:19

    Penn 12:18 - strap-ons, surely, not cum ?

  9. Doctress Leisa 01/30/2008 12:19

    PF: Hahahahahahahaha

    Somehow I don't think Oprah's gonna be all that flattered by this. And by "not all that flattered" I mean "on the phone hiring hitmen". 

  10. leftnutofjesus 01/30/2008 12:20

    maya angelou frigged her clit while writing another elementary rhyme schemed poem upon seeing this.

  11. be 01/30/2008 12:22

    where are her arms

  12. leftnutofjesus 01/30/2008 12:22

    i can see what looks to be an albino buffalo's face on her stomach.  does anyone else see what i'm seeing?

    or maybe it's a reflection of me inside of oprah.

    oh shit. i just got hard.  HATCHET!!!NOW!! 

  13. Angela 01/30/2008 12:24

    The "O" earrings are a nice touch.

  14. Slaappy 01/30/2008 12:25

    This would be the only Oprah show I'd watch, this "artist" defending his work to Oprah. This guy would be booed the entire segment!  Fuckin Oprah loons would go ape shit on him!

  15. MG Admirer 01/30/2008 12:26

    Also, the boobs are too high for a woman of Oprah's age.

  16. PercySugden 01/30/2008 12:28

    Those stripes make her look fat.

  17. Angela 01/30/2008 12:28

    Those are breeding hips.  Get on with it Oprah.

  18. MG Admirer 01/30/2008 12:30

    I think she's a mermaid.  The legs terminate with a tail, not feet.

  19. IeatPussy 01/30/2008 12:32

    I'd hit that. I'd even eat that pussee. Why? Well I got a billion reasons baby :D

  20. yohnskull22 01/30/2008 12:33

    I like her catsuit.

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