The only way Jessica Alba could get any cooler is if one day she could fly. Along with being super hot yet shockingly normal, she's also not above making fun of pointless celebrities. AOL says:
During a chat with Elle magazine, in which Alba graces the February cover, Alba recalls sharing a stage with Efron at last year's Teen Choice Awards. Upon meeting the actor, Alba says she thought to herself: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup." Alba, 27, continues, saying she thought of the 20-year-old: "My God, you're just a little kid."
Remember Alba is also the one who got Paris Hilton dropped by her agent. She's like a one man gang, taking back the streets of Hollywood for the pure at heart. Inspired by her lead, I called Britney Spears' house to tell her to "knock it off". Britney didn't answer but her maid did and so I called her a fag and then quickly hung up, then requested a high-five from my buddies for my well played zinger. The maid didn't seem to speak any English, but I think deep down we both knew I had made some pretty good points and my Aristotelian logic had won the day.
id make her walk funny
Wow. she looks amazingly average, except for the awesome floor seats…
In other words, don't piss Jessica off right now. She's got enough hormones coursing through her veins that she'll rip off your head an piss down your neck.
(Okay, show of hands: how many of you were turned on by that?)
imagine how those titties will look in a few months.
in a demented mortal kombat sort of way that is kind of hot, doctress
pregnant angry fuck. yes.
Pregnant chick??? *starts warming up Kameyaha Blast*
The eyes….
The eyes will haunt you…
tengo wood,
she looks amazingly average? you obviously are not looking at her ass.
who looks at their face anyway. like i want them to be able to pick me out of a line-up later. i ain't fucking stupid.
perhaps "accidental pregnauncy out of wedlock girl " shouldn't throw too many stones
She's got that Career Terminatrix stare in that pic.
Like she's spotted Mandy Moore across the court and is prepping her heat vision.
This is a worthless bit of information. Can I get some nips or real gossip?
KKKKKKAAAAAAAAAA-MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA………………
Is she hugging that dirty Frenchman Tony Parker?
Pissy pregnant chicks are hot
She's a philanthropist, too. She lets some broke key grip named "Cash" spray paint her interior walls.
dirty, there were no pics of her awesome ass in the post.
robvas,
That sure looks like TP's big round head in pic 1.
rv = robvas ?
That was an incredibly funny post. By trying to think of some clever comment I can do nothing but ditract from this little bit of genius. First time I've truly laughed out loud today. I can't believe you pulled out the ultimate burn. The one for which there is no topper. "FAG"! Awesome funny.
Well played, sir. Well played.
I think you missed a pitch. How about ' Urristotolian logic'. That is a winner, right thurr.