Wednesday excerpts from Kathleen Turners autobiography were published by the New York Post and the Daily Mail among others, and one (well, "the") highlight was they way she trashed Nic Cage.
"Another co-star who left a lot to be desired was Nicolas Cage, who played my boyfriend and husband in Peggy Sue Got Married.
He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”
And now Cage has issued a statement. Try and guess if it's good.
"I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."
Nic Cage and I agree, children will be lining up to read Kathleen Turners autobiography. Little kids love books by actresses from the 70s and hearing what Burt Reynolds is really like. Oh, I hope they save some copies for me!!!
Firsting
Not first
I imagine kathleen on a bender, flipping channels, catches the middle of Raising Arizona. Calls her editor. Slurrs "he stole some huggies too! Can we put that in the
2nd printing?
No mugshot exists for me yet either, knock on wood.
:::taps cock:::
DB
Any chance of you taking this asshole with you when you jump off the airplane with the C-4 .
PLEASE!!!
All I can say for Nic is…he'd better keep his hands and feet away from her face.
It's funny, but if you scrammble up the letters in his name you somehow get
"Talentless douche-nozzle"
Weird, isn't it?
I want to fuck Kathleen's voice, and run screaming and shitting myself out of fear from her corporal being.
…corporal being, Diremutt? Was he under the command of Dick Sargeant?
So Nick Cage is thinking about the children? He was way cooler when I thought he was getting shithoused and abducting dogs.
No mug shot? So I guess making a series of shitty movies is legal now. Recidivism.
Kathleen turner,
we have been watching you, your misinformation about nicolas cage. we have decided you need to be destroyed. it will take a long time, it will be through your anus.
we are legion.
expect us/
RKH -
General Apathy and Major Boredom Singing whatever and ever amen
That mutache could get 5 years in some states.
We used to know a guy who looks exactly like Nic Cage, his name is even Nick Cage on a local radio station. Anyway, he used to walk around downtown and girls would think he was nick cage, but it didnt really help him get laid. Go figure
I like his acting for the most part but who the fuck cares if he stole a dog or drove drunk. How many of us have not driven drunk? Those that are over 21 that is and a lot of the people that comment here are not.
Is drinking and driving wrong? Yes it is but a lot of people have done it, they just did not get caught.
I ONCE ENTERED A NIC CAGE FUCKFILM A GIANT AFRICANIZED POWERPENIS DESCENDED FROM THE CEILING
NEEDLESS TO SAY I DO NOT ENJOY HIS MOVIES :) :) :) :)
The mustache will get you 20
All I get out of this is Nic Cage reaching out for children with a chihuahua in his jacket. It's as confusing as watching him muddle through his latest awful crap on offer. The mope should just stay quiet.
Crabbus NEEDLESS TO SAY I DO NOT ENJOY HIS MOVIES :) :) :) :)
sorry to hear that