NIC CAGE IS NOT HAPPY

Wednesday excerpts from Kathleen Turners autobiography were published by the New York Post and the Daily Mail among others, and one (well, "the") highlight was they way she trashed Nic Cage.

"Another co-star who left a lot to be desired was Nicolas Cage, who played my boyfriend and husband in Peggy Sue Got Married.He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.”

And now Cage has issued a statement.  Try and guess if it's good.

"I have never been arrested for anything in my life, nor have I stolen a dog. I am reaching out to my fans — many of whom are children — so they know that I do not condone drunk driving or theft. The reason why you've never seen a mug shot of me is because it does not exist."

Nic Cage and I agree, children will be lining up to read Kathleen Turners autobiography.  Little kids love books by actresses from the 70s and hearing what Burt Reynolds is really like.  Oh, I hope they save some copies for me!!!