01.23.2008 NIC CAGE WILL GET DRUNK, STEAL YOUR DOG

Both the New York Post and the Daily Mail have excerpts today from the new autobiography by Kathleen Turner, where she seemingly complains for 800 pages about everyone she's ever met.  Very high up on her list of people to bad mouth is Nic Cage: 

"Another co-star who left a lot to be desired was Nicolas Cage, who played my boyfriend and husband in Peggy Sue Got Married, about an unhappily married woman who jumps back in time to her high-school days.
Now, Nicolas happens to be the nephew of Francis Ford Coppola, who was directing the film. And my contrary co-star was absolutely determined to prove that he wasn't there as the result of nepotism.
So, everything Francis wanted him to do, he went against - to show that he wasn't under his uncle's wing. Which was ridiculous. Oh, that stupid voice of his and the fake teeth! Honestly, I cringe to think about it.
He caused so many problems. He was arrested twice for drunk-driving and, I think, once for stealing a dog. He'd come across a chihuahua he liked and stuck it in his jacket.
On the last night of filming, he came into my trailer after he'd clearly been drinking heavily. He fell on his knees and asked if I could ever forgive him. I said, "Not right now. I have a scene to shoot. Excuse me," and just walked out.
Nicolas didn't manage to kill the film, but he didn't add a lot to it, either. For years, whenever I saw him, he'd apologise for his behaviour. I'd say: "Look, I'm way over it." But I haven't pursued the idea of working with him again."

Whatever.  When asked for a comment, Nic Cage said, "Who?  Oh I think she's dead.  Yeah, she died in like 1984.  She was 92-years-young, god bless her."  Actually she's very much alive.  Or whatever it is doctors call this and this. There was an evening gown picture too with straps so thick you could hang a cow with it.  That's not coincidence.

picture source = bauer-griffin




(126) Comments

  1. Ken 01/23/2008 13:44

    I wanted fucked her, a looooong time ago

  2. Ken 01/23/2008 13:45

    *fuck

  3. yoss 01/23/2008 13:46

    more like Throw Kathleen Turner from the Train  

     

  4. Boba Fett 01/23/2008 13:47

    She was so hot in War of the Roses.

    But not since….

  5. I'll never get FISSED 01/23/2008 13:47

    She was AWESOME in VI Warshowski!

  6. mrx5000 01/23/2008 13:48

    holy god and fuck!  she's turning into the orange guy from fantastic four!  what the shit happened???

  7. Doctress Leisa 01/23/2008 13:48

    Wow, she still sounds really bitter that somebody dropped a house on her sister.

  8. TW 01/23/2008 13:49

    He played a good game on Sunday. Wait, that's not the center for the Packers?

    – The poster formerly known as TengoWood.

  9. Mongro Jackson 01/23/2008 13:50

    I assfucked her.  She loved it.

  10. Slack Jawed 01/23/2008 13:51

    Lame again Br3ndon.

  11. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/23/2008 13:52

    did she eat heath?

  12. woodesh 01/23/2008 13:53

    if i was nic cage id have to get really drunk and have my way with dogs just to stop myself from ejeculating all over my pants at the moment i saw that womenly figure of a women.

  13. ObiWanKeNoobie 01/23/2008 13:56

    who the fuck would want to steal a Chihuahua

  14. mrx5000 01/23/2008 13:57

    the chihuahua wasn't stolen, it got stuck in KT's ass crack when she sat down to eat a plate of cheeseburgers

  15. MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 01/23/2008 13:58

    Overrated Fucktard of a star. I wanna see more forehead pictures from this chump to laugh my ass off.

  16. BigFoot's Dick 01/23/2008 13:59

    I wonder if you FISTED the beast Kathleen Turner would she even know you were there?

  17. BigFoot's Dick 01/23/2008 13:59

    Oh yeah I loved her in Free Willy!

  18. TW 01/23/2008 14:00

    This woman once boasted that "on a night when I feel really good about myself, I can walk into a room, and if a man doesn't look at me he's probably gay."

    Hahahahahaha.

  19. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/23/2008 14:02

    TW: thats because she smells like fried chicken

  20. TW 01/23/2008 14:03

    So I can't post that she looks like Erne5t B0rg-9 ?

    Fuck you, filter. Fuck you very much.

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