01.10.2008 PAM ANDERSON IS SINGLE, PREGNANT

Just about a month ago, Pam Anderson filed for divorce from Rick Solomon, whom she had married just two months before in a move that caught most by surprise because they had barely just met.  The divorce was called off a few days later, but now the marriage is done once and for all.  Oh, and she’s pregnant, but you probably remember that part from the headline.  TMZ says:

…sources (say) she is now moving forward with the divorce, even though we know she's pregnant with his baby.
Salomon has told friends he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

People always laugh at me because I don't have a wife or a girlfriend or know any girls or ever talk to any girls, but then you see all this crazy heartache.  Who's laughing now!  I don't even want kids anyway.  I like to think that my RC cars are my children, and astronomy my one true love.  I'm a winner!

(34) Comments

  1. mobywan 01/10/2008 09:24

    i still wanna put things in it

  2. essequemodeia 01/10/2008 09:27

    Seriously, I think I have a chance.

     

    I love you Rick! 

  3. Ass Tagger 01/10/2008 09:27

    Wow, this Rick Soloman dude works fast.  And apparently, he just saw past that whole Hep C thing to put white stuff in her.

    Now there's a guy willing to take one for the team. 

  4. fister 01/10/2008 09:31

    First one to get with her has to post pics

  5. Doctress Leisa 01/10/2008 09:37

    On this solemn occasion, I'd like to quote Tony Montana: "Her womb is so polluted…"

  6. ham sandwich 01/10/2008 09:54

    On this solemn occasion, I'd like to quote Tony Joe Montana: "Her womb is so polluted…""I'm just going to go upstairs and masturbate."

  7. Dirty Hairy 01/10/2008 09:54

    Hey!!! I pulled out!

  8. ham sandwich 01/10/2008 09:54

    ^^^ Oh, FIXED

     

    Sorry.

  9. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/10/2008 09:57

    B, you can share your RC cars with your boyfriend

  10. TengoWood 01/10/2008 10:00

    "Say Goodnite to the bad guy…"

  11. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/10/2008 10:00

    they could make this into a movie. Pam has a baby boy and breast feeds it….POW its Plastiboy!!

  12. Jaffo 01/10/2008 10:00

    So,, um…is Hep C like, bad for babies?

  13. Jessica_Fangirl 01/10/2008 10:06

    Wow, what a bitch.  That baby is probably going to die. 

     Why is she considered such a beautiful woman again? 

    Skank…but then again both of them are.

  14. Juan 01/10/2008 10:11

    Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.

    That baby better run for it!  Pam has got plans.

    And Rick Solomon, you are

    a) brave

    b) stupid

    c) have very low standards

    d) all of the above 

  15. The Ghost of Deano 01/10/2008 10:12

    Sounds like ol Rick kinda got the shaft.  After risking Hep riding bareback in an attempt to impregnate a 40 year old woman whose uterus must be decrepit, dented, scabbed over and barren as the Sierra Madre by now, he succeeds only to get tossed out on his ass. 

    Harsh toke.

  16. Juan 01/10/2008 10:13

    Look, I haven't had a woman in 25 years, I'd even do Britney, but I wouldn't do Pam.

    And I am considered quite macho.

    By the guys at the hair salon.

     

  17. Observer 01/10/2008 10:15

    RC Cars and Astronomy……
    Wow!!!!!!!!!!!
    We are like Brothers.

    Also……chicks are always bad news……especially when babies are involved.

  18. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/10/2008 10:18

    she hasn't asked for child support but along with spousal support, she also requested for a new shiny coat hanger.

  19. bryce 01/10/2008 10:18

    Poor PAm, sitting home alone with all her kids and only her raging diseases to talk to…

    Doc: Good quote, I was thinking along the same lines.

  20. mrx5000 01/10/2008 10:37

    someone sterilize this whore

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