PARIS HILTON – SCIENTOLOGIST

The Daily Mail says today that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmers may be trying to draft Paris Hilton into Scientology, and they based this on absolutely nothing.

Paris was seen at the Cut restaurant last night, where the Cruises spent three hours dining together after the premiere of Katie's new film Mad Money.Paris' appearance at the same Hollywood restaurant as the Cruises prompted speculation about a possible link to the religious sectThe trio are not known to be friends, but Hollywood's a small town, and they're sure to have crossed paths before.In any case, it appeared to more than a coincidence that Paris was in attendance at the Cut restaurant in Beverly Hills where the world's most famous Scientologist and his young wife were dining.

I can't stress enough that there is absolutely no chance Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are trying to get Paris Hilton involved in Scientology.  Not only would that not be better for Scientology, it would be much much worse.  It would be like if the Klan endorsed you for mayor.  If she showed up and I were Scientology I would just lie until she left.  Say we spend every night doing math and then discussing other times we had done math.  And on weekends, we give retarded kids handjobs.  Paris, where are you going Paris…