PAULA ABDUL IS STILL CRAZY

Paula Abdul is only happy when she's complaining and making a drunken spectacle of herself, so she must have been absolutely giddy in the Los Angeles airport over the holidays.  Radar Online says:

Says a tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal: "She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't care."

The poor bastard at Continental probably asked to see her ticket, which is more than enough to send Paula Abdul into a downward spiral of madness.  This crazy bitch will have a nervous breakdown at the drop of a hat.  If she ever picked up the phone and it was a wrong number, she would literally die.