Paula Abdul is only happy when she's complaining and making a drunken spectacle of herself, so she must have been absolutely giddy in the Los Angeles airport over the holidays. Radar Online says:
Says a tipster who saw her in the Continental Airlines terminal: "She had an insane nervous breakdown that lasted 10 minutes. One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the next she was yelling into her cell phone in this deep, rage-filled Poltergeist voice. She kept screaming three names over and over—Michael, Sidney, and Leslie. Everyone was staring at her, but she didn't care."
The poor bastard at Continental probably asked to see her ticket, which is more than enough to send Paula Abdul into a downward spiral of madness. This crazy bitch will have a nervous breakdown at the drop of a hat. If she ever picked up the phone and it was a wrong number, she would literally die.
If only she had a nice body or even a passable face….like 20 years ago…..I'd give a shit.
I tried to bukkakke her but it boomeranged.
Oh yeah, 20 years ago she was da bomb.
Of course…in her defense……it's just possible that she is a dumb useless idiotic cunt.
whoa….did she say "hard-on"?
heh he heh he heh heh heh
cum to butt-head.
The Master will not like this.
"Michael, Sidney, and Leslie"–what could this signify?
a) it's code like "Bravo Tango Alpha"
b) Michael Jackson, Sylvia Sidney, and Leslie Townes Hope.
c) Karnak: "What are the names of the three finalists in American Idol 2008?"
d) Michael = Meth, Sidney = Smack, Leslie = Ludes
My ode to 20 year old memories.
WWPAD?=What Would Paula Abdul Do?
Oh, probably just bitch to someone about something and get all histrionic on your ass.
I met my old lover
On the street last night
She seemed so glad to see me
I just smiled
And we talked about some old times
And we drank ourselves some beers
Still crazy afler all these years
Oh, still crazy after all these years
She's a natural for a remake of "When A Man Loves A Woman - 19 years later".
I'd put Jack Black or Kevin Federline in the "Andy Garcia" enabler role.
At least she is crazy in a good, productive way. Not like Tom Cruise.
I do have some sympathy here……after suffering through the VIDEO of ONLY 1:10 minutes.….I can't imagine why someone would cancel a project that they would have to work on with her.
She seem so much like a team player.
It's even weirder. All characters/players in Tootsie:
Dustin Hoffman as Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels,
Charles Durning as Leslie "Les" Nichols, and,
Sydney Pollack as George Fields.
WTF is going on here?!
i don't know where "god" is either…clearly issues such as poverty and disease around the world must be second on his list to Paula's very important show…..self absorbed cunt
"You guys, Please!? I'm trying to tell a god damn sorry here!"
boo hoo.
I don't know what's happening…..but i bet the Sea Orgs do
me love you long time
I'd still warm up a hate-fuck for Paula…for old times sake.
WWJD –> We Want Jack Daniels!