RAWR, RAWR!!!

I like when people send in complete stories because that way I can go back to playing Call of Duty, and this review is really good, so if you want to know exactly what happens in "Cloverfield", read this review by Octopus.  If you don't care about "Cloverfield", feel free to go play with your dolls and try on a pretty dress, you stud you.

Just got home from a preview screening of Cloverfield in Brisbane, Australia. They had some "local celebrities" (read: no-name local radio DJs) who introduced the film and told us it was supposedly the first public screening in the world. Who knows.Anyway thought you might like to you, that fan drawn picture of the monster (drawn in black on a grey piece of paper) is actually pretty accurate. The fancy colour ones are way off. The bit that looks like ears on the drawing are big red uh, bulgy things that go in and out as it breathes, kinda like a frog. The front legs are stuck on backwards, with the knee joints sticking up much higher, so it appears to walk like a spider on the front. The face is distinctly less anthropomorphic, and flatter. Sadly I can't draw for crap so this description will have to do. Anyway he goes "rawr" a lot and people get scared. Basically imagine a giant mix between an amphibious lizard with a spidery front. And a big tail. You don't see it's bum at all in the film so nobody knows what that part looks like.

Okay, MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE SPOILERS up next.  If you don't want to know what happens, including how it ends, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.  If you do, go here.