I like when people send in complete stories because that way I can go back to playing Call of Duty, and this review is really good, so if you want to know exactly what happens in "Cloverfield", read this review by Octopus. If you don't care about "Cloverfield", feel free to go play with your dolls and try on a pretty dress, you stud you.
Just got home from a preview screening of Cloverfield in Brisbane, Australia. They had some "local celebrities" (read: no-name local radio DJs) who introduced the film and told us it was supposedly the first public screening in the world. Who knows.
Anyway thought you might like to you, that fan drawn picture of the monster (drawn in black on a grey piece of paper) is actually pretty accurate. The fancy colour ones are way off. The bit that looks like ears on the drawing are big red uh, bulgy things that go in and out as it breathes, kinda like a frog. The front legs are stuck on backwards, with the knee joints sticking up much higher, so it appears to walk like a spider on the front. The face is distinctly less anthropomorphic, and flatter. Sadly I can't draw for crap so this description will have to do. Anyway he goes "rawr" a lot and people get scared. Basically imagine a giant mix between an amphibious lizard with a spidery front. And a big tail. You don't see it's bum at all in the film so nobody knows what that part looks like.
Okay, MASSIVE MASSIVE MASSIVE SPOILERS up next. If you don't want to know what happens, including how it ends, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER. If you do, go here.
Fuck this movie
Fuck you
FUCK MIKE!!
FUCK ME RUNNING!
Fucking A! I just read the spoilers, and let me just say…that ain't the beastie's tail in that picture….
Fuck this movie,my girlfriend said that she doesn’t like it, a millionaire chick I met at a wealthy&beauty dating site called weathysoulmate.com
Gay bug. Aids, I mean.
And the first four commenter's deserve highly infectious genital warts for the effort.
Hey Ken, how do you know I aint got 'em already?
Fuck it, Ken! You are supposed to start posts in this thread with FUCK!
You mean B2's? Those have "veeery wide" sweeping back wings. But what would be the point of using stealth on a monster? Does it have radar?
All in all, the movie sounds like it sucks ass. Just saying.
i will fucking END you at call of duty.
MMMMMM
Now I am not sure if I will spend my 5 dollars on this stupid movie…
I rather watch Alien again…… and again
Pepper, where on God's green earth are you spending $5 for one ticket to a movie? I want in.
And for the record, I've been saying this movie is gonna blow cock ever since I saw those 3 second long previews months ago.
Nobody can do a decent "giant monster" movie. Today's viewers are just too educated.
E for Effortless prolapsed rectum.
Not you guys. This movie.
DB
I live in NYC. Every Friday this guy comes here with copies, REAL DVD quality of new movies.
Sometimes he has shit that is not even at a theater. I don't ask questions….
Oh ok, yea that'd make more sense. For a minute there I thought cinema was giving back to the people……..but like most of the time, I've built something up and now I'm disappointed.
Q: What has a fat reproductive 0rgan and doesnt give a shit about this film?
Ken, you're going to Hell for your avatar. Save me a seat by the vending machine.