SIT STILL YOU IDIOT

Please believe me when I tell you that this source had over 400 pictures of Jennifer Aniston at the pool in Mexico, and in every single one of them she's moving around in some way, even just rocking back and forth on the ground.  Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. She's either on X or she has vertigo or some kind of inner ear infection because she just wobbled around for like 4 hours.  Honest to God, if this bitch ever goes 30 seconds without annoying the ever living shit out of me, it will be an accomplishment on par with the printing press.  The only good thing she had going for her was she has a pretty nice ass, but then Courtney Cox showed up and threw down the Hot Buns gauntlet.  Cox somehow managed to keep her back to the camera almost the entire time (almost), but still, Aniston needs to get some ugly friends and hang out with them.  That's what I do.

Sorry Sean, I'm sorry you had to find out this way.