THE MASSEUSE MADE 4 CALLS BEFORE 911

The woman who discovered Heath Ledger's lifeless body spent nine minutes making three calls to Mary-Kate Olsen before calling paramedics, according to a police statement on Thursday.  OK! magazine says:

Police say on Tuesday Diana Wolozin (the masseuse) showed up for Ledger's massage appointment at about 2:45 p.m. ET, and knocked on his door. He didn't answer.After setting up her massage table inside, she reportedly tried to wake Ledger and realized something was wrong.At 3:17 p.m., Wolozin made a call to Olsen that lasted 49 seconds.At 3:20 p.m., she made another call — this one lasting one minute and 39 seconds.At 3:24 p.m., she made a third call to Olsen. That one lasted 21 seconds.Wolozin then reportedly called 911 at 3:26 p.m.NYPD says Olsen, who was in California, sent her personal bodyguards over to Ledger's apartment to help.Paramedics arrived at 3:33 p.m. ET, where they declared Ledger dead at 3:36 p.m. — 19 minutes after Wolozin made the first call to Olsen.

Wolozin apparently worked for Olsen as well and knew the two were friends, but that still seems like a weird choice for a first call.  In a time of crisis, a chain-smoking 65 pound white girl seems a pretty useless choice.  A towel, a shoe, a dead pig, a cigar store Indian – all of these things would be of more use than a jittery bug-eyed skeleton, shaking and smoking in the corner.  There's no chance that helps in any possible way.