THE MASSEUSE MADE 4 CALLS BEFORE 911

By brendon January 25, 2008 @ 10:22 AM

The woman who discovered Heath Ledger's lifeless body spent nine minutes making three calls to Mary-Kate Olsen before calling paramedics, according to a police statement on Thursday.  OK! magazine says:

Police say on Tuesday Diana Wolozin (the masseuse) showed up for Ledger's massage appointment at about 2:45 p.m. ET, and knocked on his door. He didn't answer.
After setting up her massage table inside, she reportedly tried to wake Ledger and realized something was wrong.
At 3:17 p.m., Wolozin made a call to Olsen that lasted 49 seconds.
At 3:20 p.m., she made another call — this one lasting one minute and 39 seconds.
At 3:24 p.m., she made a third call to Olsen. That one lasted 21 seconds.
Wolozin then reportedly called 911 at 3:26 p.m.
NYPD says Olsen, who was in California, sent her personal bodyguards over to Ledger's apartment to help.
Paramedics arrived at 3:33 p.m. ET, where they declared Ledger dead at 3:36 p.m. — 19 minutes after Wolozin made the first call to Olsen.

Wolozin apparently worked for Olsen as well and knew the two were friends, but that still seems like a weird choice for a first call.  In a time of crisis, a chain-smoking 65 pound white girl seems a pretty useless choice.  A towel, a shoe, a dead pig, a cigar store Indian – all of these things would be of more use than a jittery bug-eyed skeleton, shaking and smoking in the corner.  There's no chance that helps in any possible way.

(64) Comments

  1. sliz 01/25/2008 11:08

    MICHELLE TANNER KILLED HIM, CALL UNCLE JESSIE

  2. sliz 01/25/2008 11:08

    3 DADS AND NO MOM NO WONDER SHE IS A PSYCO

  3. Roma 01/25/2008 11:09

    fucking Michelle Tanner….. always up to something verrrrry sneaky…

     

  4. Doctress Leisa 01/25/2008 11:11

    3:17 p.m: Hi, Ms. Olsen, I think Heath is dead…

    3:20 p.m: Ms. Olsen? I really think he is dead…

    3:24 p.m: Look, bitch, stop giggling and hanging up on me!

  5. Dirty Hairy 01/25/2008 11:11

    LOVE THAT JOKER!

  6. Eleanor-Rigby 01/25/2008 11:13

    that sounds like someone who knew he was dead and tried to contact a friend for "cleaning" instructions

  7. MG Admirer 01/25/2008 11:13

    She called Olsen because Lance Armstrong was over there and she needed a strong man to help her move the body.

  8. Howard Roark 01/25/2008 11:15

    Shoulda called Tom Cruise.

  9. sliz 01/25/2008 11:15

    nice dig at armstrong wtf is he doing with her?

  10. DB's Treasure 01/25/2008 11:15

    I heard this rumor, like, three days ago. I was wondering if it was true or not.

    How the hell does one of the Olsen twins get involved in this shit??? 

  11. StinkyChalupa 01/25/2008 11:17

    this is what happens when your only hope is a happy-ending from soho.  its a miracle the hippie ever thought to call 911

  12. Pennsylvania's Finest 01/25/2008 11:18

    trying to sell Heath's stash before the cops got there…..those Olsen twins are tough bargainers!

  13. TW 01/25/2008 11:18

    We may not be dealing with the sharpes crayon in the box here.

  14. Pedro! 01/25/2008 11:18

    thats what friends are for!

  15. Pedro! 01/25/2008 11:19

    if she would have called the church of Scientology… they could have brought him back to life!

  16. TW 01/25/2008 11:20

    Wolzyn is a city in Poland. Hello?!!!

  17. yohnskull22 01/25/2008 11:20

    Apparently it was a massuese recommended by the Olsen twin?

    And she found Mary Kate's # in Heath's phone for some reason?

    Mary Kate was gonna send her Security guys over to help and they arrived at the same time as EMTs.

  18. DB's Treasure 01/25/2008 11:21

    I'm waiting for the sappy music and Bob Sagets's's's's's….'s moral speech.

  19. someoneluvsu 01/25/2008 11:21

    When I die I want Sara Jessia Parker called and invited to the funeral. That way I'll be sure I'm not the worst looking person at my funeral. 

  20. Chris19 01/25/2008 11:22

    Are people really that dumb or has the whole "call 911 in an emergency" thing been nothing more than a collosal waste of time?

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