02.08.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

This has been an eventful week for Amy Winehouse.  Wednesday she was given the job of singing the theme song for the next James Bond movie, then Thursday she learned she was denied a visa to get into the United States to perform at the Grammy Awards this Sunday, then today she learned she will be able to perform live on the Grammys, but via satellite from London.  All this while still in rehab for her addiction to god knows how many drugs.  People says:

"I'm raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards," Winehouse said in a statement released Friday.
"I'd like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I'm really sorry I can't be there but I appreciate that I'm being given a second chance via satellite," said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.
In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. "She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best," says the rep.

This bitch has been given a hundred chances and she's wasted them all, and this Sunday will probably be no different.  She'll get drunk or high or drunk and high and do what she always does on stage, which is stand wobbling on stage and mumbling "rummmmmaaa rammmmaaa wuzzle wozzlllee…"  It looks more like a witch doctor casting a spell than it does a girl singing.

(40) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 02/08/2008 13:44

    It'd be awesome if someone buzzed her head during one of her meth induced comas

  2. LoRider 02/08/2008 13:45

    My FIST disappeared - in Amy Winehouse.

    Ride Lo

  3. LoRider 02/08/2008 13:46

    Damn you, DBT!  At least I get to see the hotness that is Amy Winehouse.  If she were any paler they could do x-rays by having a guy stand behind her with a lighter.

    Ride Lo

  4. TW 02/08/2008 13:46

    "Doing what she does best" : DRUGS.

  5. bonniekay 02/08/2008 13:47

    Well thank GOD she was denied her visa, we have more than enough stupid low-rent drug addicted sluts as it is!

  6. Nickycole 02/08/2008 13:49

    I don't think I would be able to help but giggle if she ends up playing "Rehab" at the Grammy's

  7. Pennsylvania's Finest 02/08/2008 13:50

    wow…when i was in rehab, my friend fucked my wife, my dog died, and the bank forclosed on my mortgage….meh

  8. Reezy 02/08/2008 13:51

    it's only a matter of time before this bitch is dead.  then she can perform for both my grammy's!

  9. DB's Treasure 02/08/2008 13:54

    Heath dies after taking just a handful of pills…

     

    …this twat can survive the radiation after the destruction of an A Bomb while sucking meth and cigarette smoke into her lungs, drinking handles of whiskey at a time.

     

    Someone, for some reason, "up there" loves this bitch 

  10. dreamclaimer 02/08/2008 13:59

    Are you sure she's not one of the people from that Hasty Pudding Theatricals group in the last article?

  11. BigFoot's Dick 02/08/2008 14:02

    The twat is indestructible! 

  12. panchan 02/08/2008 14:03

    on that photo she looks kinda hot. only if I could forget hundreds and hundreds of that OTHER photos…

  13. Ass Tagger 02/08/2008 14:03

    That's the whole point.  The Grammys want people to tune in… and what better way to accomplish that than by having a guest who's pretty much guaranteed to be f**ked up when she goes live.

  14. pepper 02/08/2008 14:07

    PF

     Shit, That was your wife?  For what it's worth,

     Sorry to hear about the bank. 

  15. Doctress Leisa 02/08/2008 14:12

    "I'm raring to go (pops a pill) and really excited (shoots some smack into a withered vein) to be performing at my first Grammy Awards (drinks a gallon of antifreeze)."

    Fixed that for ya, babe. 

  16. Robert05 02/08/2008 14:21

    That imitation of Amy singing makes me laugh every time.  

    / amy rules. 

  17. Chris19 02/08/2008 14:26

    The Grammys: A Celebration of Bad Music

    She'll fit right in. Overrated hack.

  18. Silverback 02/08/2008 14:28

    They should just shoot that Hello Sailor tattoo she sports over her liver with a CGI mouth doing the lyrics. She could get a nap and I could find wood. Makes it a win win situation. 

  19. Inigo Montoya 02/08/2008 14:34

    I predict her singing via satellite will look and sound just like Cloverfield.  So, take your Gravol if you plan on watching.  Sadly, I'll be otherwise engaged.  I tivo'd paint drying and can't wait to see how it ends.

  20. Chris18 02/08/2008 14:38

    I am son conflicted over this broad,

     

    On the one hand I love drama and misery that hurts celebs

     

    On the other hand I really really liked her singing and there are just too few musical acts out there that I enjoy.

     

    Since there is no shortage of fucked up famous people I wish her the best and hope she gets it together and starts recording good music again. 

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