People magazine says that the family of Britney Spears have, "tightened their grip on her finances as the court extended her father's co-conservator role and granted her brother influence over her day-to-day expenses." It's unclear if this development is the reason for the frowny face picture above, but a LA superior court judge seemed optimistic that Britney was on the right path and getting the help she needs since her release from the UCLA psyche ward last Wednesday. People says:
Her father Jamie Spears has been overseeing his 26-year-old daughter's well-being and her estimated $100-million fortune since Feb. 1, when he and Andrew Wallet became temporary co-conservators – giving them the right to employ bodyguards who control Britney's actions and restrict her visitors.
On Thursday, Jamie and Wallet requested that the status quo be maintained until March 10.
Granted I'm not a member of the aristocracy like Britney Spears, but I don't think body guards usually control your actions and restrict your visitors. Jesus it sounds like she's been kidnapped. Or maybe she really is this crazy. I think the moral of this story is, try to become a successful teen pop singer, and then everything will work out fine.
i'm number uno
y'know, thinking back, i blame letterman. the downward spiral started, literally, the day after she was on his show. what did you do to brit, dave?
"Britney Might Be Getting Better"
Couldn't get any worse.
"giving them the right to employ
bodyguardskeepers who control Britney'sactionsbodily functions andrestrict her visitorshave sex with her while she's drugged unconscious."Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated story, Adnan Ghalib was seen washing windshields for tips at the intersection of Hollywood and Vine.
Didn’t they say she was worth $150 million a few weeks ago? Everything is right on track then.
If Brit didn’t look like the ugly step-sister, I’d say this had all the hallmarks of one of those fairytales I used to hate. If her mother hires a hunter to take her for walks in the woods, Run Brit RUN! Then she’ll escape and live with 7 papparazzi (who are very small men) until her mother, disguised as a door-to-door deep-friend chicken seller, uses a poisoned chicken leg to take her down.
Britney getting better? Talk about a dead cat bounce…
Holy shit! She's only 26!?
Wow. I totally forgot how old she was. I guess it's hard to look young under so many layers of trailer trash.
I don't care if that's funny or not… it's true.
~Jack
Thankfully middle-class suburbanite.
Even I might not choose to fuck this skank if I had half a chance.
"Might not".
I wonder what a conversation with her would be like.
Yeah she's getting better until next week when you see her naked sitting in the driveway playing with a pile of her own shit while singing the theme song to the Brady Bunch. But until then I'm sure she's getting better.
Um:
I'll give you my example of a conversation with her:
Me: "Britney…just bend yourself over the pillow, watch the TV and eat these chips…….I'll let you know when we're done. Don't turn your head".
Britney: "Mmmphh, hmmnn yummm"
There are times when doggy-style is the only style.
Britney's house last week:
http://www.voyeurweb.com/contris/WhatISaw/ws200802/20080210-56536/index.html
Observer that's hilarious
a fatty festival!
Yes, she's definitely getting fatter. There's a wog-sprog baking in her oven.
I skip over all Britney Spears posts now. I've fuckin' had it, I just don't fucking care anymore.
I'm sick of you Jabba The Slut. Just die already so I can win my bet.
Just in: Britney Spears is rumored to be a pagan. I just hope it's a rumor. We don`t need anymore sterotypical witches.
Pagan's are fags.
no but bigfoots are.
whos the man with the aviators?