Brittany Murphy doesn't have a particularly difficult reputation in town, but that will soon change if more stories like this one from the set of her new movie "Across the Hall" get out. Between her weird demands and her stalker husband it really makes you wonder if she's worth the trouble.
Murphy has been making outrageous demands while acting "like a diva," said one insider. "She's extremely difficult. When she gets to the set, it comes to a grinding halt. She's so hot and cold, you never know." According to our sources, Murphy insists on having diagonally cut peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the crusts removed. "She needs one every hour. It's painstaking — her assistant takes about a half an hour making each one," said one crew member.
I don't mean to brag, but I should be a Hollywood assistant. I can make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in 19 minutes flat. I'm amazing.
Dumb Bitch - FIST
A new story! Be still my beating heart!
But still, Brittany Murphy? Peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches?
Sandwiches are ok, I prefer pies.
She should switch to sea-nut butter and jellyfish jelly sandwiches. And hire Spongebob as her new assistant.
She was really hot in "8 Mile", but then I have a weakness for skanky, crazy-assed Detroit blondes. It's a weakness I freely admit. I've never seen her in anything else, but if they make "9 Mile", I will be right there.
Ride Lo
Plus, she's a no-talent skag.
Fire her ass and hire someone with
titstalent like LiLo. No "diva act" there, I'm sure.i'm guessing her assistant competes at the special olympics and is paid 4 dollars an hour through some kind of government grant?
Tilda Swinton was up for the same role but winning that Oscar raised her asking price, so Brittany got it.
OK, so I don't like her. I blame her for ruining Asshton Kutcher's serious acting career.
I'm pretty sure if some wench gave me shit for not making her a PB&J sandwich correctly I'd jam it up her twat THEN cut the crust off.
She needs a sandwich every hour? How does that give her time to throw it up?
I guess this is why I can't work in Hollywood, I specifically answered on the questionnaire:
You are asked to make a diagonally cut PBJ with no crusts. You response?
Make it yourself, you fucking bitch, and grab me a beer while you are in the kitchen!
USA #1 - I had the exact same thought
I remember reading that she had a pretty bad heroin problem - and we all know that heroin makes you constipated. Not sure how the peanut butter figures into that, though.
maybe she is trying to fill out to the size of her husband
i always thought too much bread gave chicks yeast infections….
maybe she's trying to make her own bread?
What is she famous for besides swallowing Ashton Kutcher's chode?
sounds like she could starr in some kind of a remake of the devil wears prada.
mini miranda or something.
diagonally cut, wtf?
Maybe cutting it diagonally reminds her of needles. And the sweet jelly reminds her of sweet, sweet lady H.
Sounds like some little girl needs to be reset, aka fuckstarted. I'll do it, but…wait for it…there will be blood…
LoRider–if you tell us next you like Madonna, you're banned. I don't know how I will do it, but I will devote my life to it. Skanky Detroit Blonde.
I can make a
peanut butter and jelly sandwich in 19 minutes flat. I'm amazing.FIXED