DON’T BE JEALOUS

If you’re like me, you often think to yourself, "I would like to look and smell like Amy Winehouse".  Well, thanks to the Sun and their uplifting stories, now you know that dreams really do come true for the pure of heart.   

AMY WINEHOUSE is launching her own brand of clothes and make-up so fans can copy her unique style. The news emerged yesterday as Amy, 24, modelled the look — including a leopard-print scarf atop her matted barnet and cig stuck to her lip. The range will include hairspray, but the signature piece is set to be the heavy liquid eyeliner the Rehab singer has made famous. She has a meeting scheduled for later this week to discuss the project with fashion and cosmetics experts. A pal revealed yesterday: “Amy’s style has been copied by girls around the country and there’s a lot of money to be made. It’s a very distinctive look. “She wants to bring out a range of cosmetics and fashion products. There could be hairspray, head scarves, liquid eyeliner, perfume.”

I'm pretty sure they already make hairspray, but I guess you would need the Amy endorsed stuff if you'd like to copy her eyeliner and smell.  Or you could just shove your head in the toilet and shit your pants.  Just follow your heart, I guess.