Jennifer Lopez and her sexy husband went to some UNICEF charity thing sponsored by Madonna and Gucci in New York City last night, and let me be the first to say, HAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHA YOU FAT BITCH! That baby is gonna weigh more than Marc Anthony. Hell, JLos giant underwear probably weighs more than Marc Anthony. I just wanna smack her in the head then run backwards and watch her have a heart attack while she lumbers towards me, clutching her chest with one hand and flailing away towards me with the other. And since everyone hates JLo, a fun time will be had by all!
Isn't she having twins?
I have always hated Jlo and wished someone would kill her stupid ass.
Man, that ass has to be "MEGA" at this point. Probably like busted concrete in a gunny sack…
Yes, an ugly baby and her inflated sense of self worth.
For someone who's about to have twins she looks so happy. And she's fat.
She does have that "fuck me" pregnant lady glow, though.
she is a fat chupacabras
I used to work with someone that knew her growing up in whatever shithole in New York she's from. Talked about her like she cured cancer.
Fuck her. Fuckity fuck.
Her underwear doubles as a table cloth for Rosie O Donnels dinner table.
I have read this over and over again, but I don't get the Britney connection in this story. Come on, don't be cruel, let me in on the secret!
Wait, is it Britney under J-Lo's maternity dress?
It's awesome that that movie tanked. And that she's huge. And thaty she has fat lady arms. And that her husband looks like a Spanish Mr. Burns.
And that ….
Juan, they both have the spotty underwear.
I bet marc anthony licks her frijoles, pregnant and all.
Wow, picture #7 (the last one) really makes me fear for the future of the human race. If that's the father and mother, their offspring will certainly be…monstrous.
Picture #7 also reminds me of I Love Lucy when Lucy was pregnant with little Ricky.
That is, if you substitute a male zombie for Desi Arnaz and a giant Bronx whale for Lucille Ball.
What the fuck are you talking about? I love that whore.
…while she lumbers towards me…
Can't…stop…laughing….
Time to unleash the…
CUNTPUNCH!
An (allegedly) elegant sack of shit tied near the middle.
Okay, that last picture of Skeletor fondling her fetus is seriously disturbing.