GOD I HATE THESE PEOPLE

Every year the Hasty Pudding Theatricals group at Harvard dresses up to present their Man and Woman of the Year Awards, and every year it's, "your parents just died" level funny.  This year they dressed in drag.  Last year, they dressed in drag.  They year before that … drag.  Every year since 1951?  Drag.  Oh tee-hee, tee-hee.  "My goodness, that gentlemen … is dressed as a lady!  Imagine that!"  The only people who find this kind of thing funny need to be dug up out of a grave.  The last time anyone who wasn't some Harvard fag thought this kind of thing was funny, they also thought that the coloreds shouldn't be allowed to vote and that taking the railroads west is where the big money will be.  Then they ordered the Chinaman tending bar at their mens club to mix them another manhattan, chop-chop.  All you need to know about these Harvard dicks is that Mo Rocca is a former president.  I dare you to be less funny than that.