The New York Post says today that Kirstie Alley will no longer be the lead spokeswoman for the weight loss program Jenny Craig. She will however continue to endorse dresses where the waist is made of elastic. Page Six says:
Jenny Craig spokesman Scott Parker says, "Although Kirstie will not appear in future advertising endeavors for us, she does remain on Jenny Craig's maintenance program and is confident that our program has helped her incorporate positive lifestyle changes that should last a lifetime.”
Kirstie will be succeeded by Valerie Bertinelli and rapper-turned-actress Queen Latifah.
"Now that Kirstie has 'passed her maintenance baton' to Valerie, you'll see a new campaign with a new celebrity client emerge in 2008… one that promotes health with Queen Latifah."
More like passed her "maintenance bacon" to Valerie. I don’t know what the fuck that means, but these are starting to look more like an ad for one of those humiliating motorized shopping carts than one for weight loss. Why not just hire a damn gummy bear or Twinkie The Kid.
See? Scientology makes you fat AND retarded!
Hmmm, fat chicks! It's a good day for the chubby chasers here at wwtdd…
Back in the day she was so tasty
It's Fat Bastard.
'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.
Mmmm Bacon. Yes please, if Kirstie left any…
Why oh why can't Lord Xenu help Kirstie with her food addiction ? Girl eats like she's headed to the chair.
She was never attractive. Silent H -get thee to a nunnery…
She obviously didn't "donate" enough to be saved from that, Silverback. Look for pictures of Nancy Cartwright for proof of that.
Perhaps she got a message from Xenu telling her he liked fatties.
MG, I beg to differ, she had something going on back in the day…obviously that something has kept on going but 'ol Kristy hasn't bothered to do anything about it except sit on the sofa and chow.
The albino walking next to her had better watch the fuck out. Kirstie might mikstake her for a snowball, unhinge her jaw, and swallow her whole.
MG. thank you. I have a few friends who won't shut up about how hot she used to be. Ugh. Fat or thin, she was always an ugger. More unattractive when she speaks. Id' sooner spank it to Carla while watching Cheers.
"She will however continue to endorse dresses where the waist is made of elastic. "
It's a tarp!
Yeah, she needs them specially made by a tent manufacturer.
Harrumph… I see what you did there Admiral. Nice as "it's a wrap" the other day.
The best diet incentive for me is to picture Kirstie and Kathleen Turner getting it on… cuz then I turn and vomit. Works every time!
Kirstie Alley was kind of hot when she was 20 years younger and like 100lbs lighter.
starting to look more like an ad for one of those humiliating motorized shopping carts
She's been prequalified!
She's been prequalified!
No out of pocket expense!
If she is so concerned about Mankind, why doesn't she donate one of her thighs? It would keep a village in Ethiopia well-fed for a week.